Nicole Richie
So I had a dream last night that I got to work (hard rock cafe) and in the break room was Nicole Richie, with her daughter. Her daughter said "look, another tooth!" pointing to a new tooth inside her mouth. Nicole Richie said "you're right! let's count them! 1, 2, 3! 3 teeth! And today's date is...." (I forget what date she said, but I remember in my dream I thought to myself "that was 2 days ago") She seemed to be a very loving mother who was very close to her daughter. I said something to her, apparently we were friends, and she just looked at me, pulled me over to her and began sticking her hand in my mouth to force me to vomit. I kept trying to stop her, but she wouldn't let me. I hadn't eaten anything, but some clear stuff along with random bits of scrambled eggs kept coming out. A few people I work with were there, but they couldn't do anything either. They just stood there in shock. I kept trying to beg her to stop, but she just kept going, telling me I needed to do this. I know this sounds weird, but she was almost like a motherly figure telling me what to do. When she finally stopped, I tried yelling at her, tried to ask her why she was doing that, but my voice was so gone, I could hardly manage to get out a whisper. She walked away with her daughter, and finally one of my coworkers came up to me and began to tell me why she was doing what she was doing... all he said was "your" and then I woke up. And I couldn't fall back asleep for an hour.
Damn you Nicole Richie.
Damn you Nicole Richie.