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This is going to be my last entry in the LJ. Let me use this time to reiterate how much North Carolina sucks. I've narrowed it down to one reason. No its not because there is so much racism down here, that is awesome. No its not the fact that every single person in this state decides to drive the exact speed limit in the left hand lane and 5 under in the right, even though that is pretty fucking shitty. No its not the fact that the locals think an 8-10% tip is socially acceptable and I wont put pubes in their food. The reason why this state is so fucking retarded is because it lacks the one key essential food chain that makes a state great. I'm talking of course about a little place called White Castle. God how I miss those little diarrhea causing motherfuck burgers. Going to White Castle, high as fuck at the wee hours of the morning, getting a crave case, eating about 4 or 5 out of 30 and then getting so fucking repulsed because you actually bought and ate that crap that you throw it out the window of your car or if you are parked in a White Castle parking lot while enjoying your feast of delicious butt pee, throw it at the front window of the place and speed the fuck off while the fat black dude behind the counter who works the night shift tries to chase after you. God I miss that place. There is no subsitute for it either. Nothing here stays open for 24 hours except a dirty fucking MacDonalds. The MacDs tastes like butthole, looks like butthole, even smells like it. Im pretty sure what they do is actually rip the butthole off of the cows, because it is the cheapest part, put it in the microwave just long enough to melt all of the old musty feces off, stick it in a bun with some cheese, call it a quarter pounder and sell that shit to some fat ass Jewgger who thinks he is eating healthy because he got it with a diet cola. Grats to you Jewgger. Grats to you. I also love the way how I just deleted 2 letters from Jewbagger to make the word even more hilarious than it was before. Grats me. Fuck the Jewgger. I'm a genius.
**EDIT** I forgot to mention that I ate some imposter White Castle tonight. For those of you who have the IQ of a toaster, imposter WC is the bullshit they try to pass off as the real thing that is purchasable from your local supermarket's freezer. Its giving me a headache and im pretty sure it will cause more explosions of diarrhetical porportions than the real thing ever will.
**EDIT** I forgot to mention that I ate some imposter White Castle tonight. For those of you who have the IQ of a toaster, imposter WC is the bullshit they try to pass off as the real thing that is purchasable from your local supermarket's freezer. Its giving me a headache and im pretty sure it will cause more explosions of diarrhetical porportions than the real thing ever will.