Dashing Through the Snow
On Christmas Eve, my 8-year-old brother and I started singing the "broken skis" parody version of Dashing Through the Snow. We ended up writing several of our own parodies. Enjoy! Oh, and DON'T JUDGE US. Again, this was written by an 8-year-old with my help. And there is no limit to cheesiness around the holiday season.
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O’er the fields I go
Bashing into trees
(OW! OW! OW!)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
I wake up in the hospital
With stitches in my head
Ouch!
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of rocket skis
O’er the fields I go
Knocking over trees
(Boom! Boom! Boom!)
The snow flies in my face
But melts without a trace
Now I go right up a hill
And get shot into space
AAAHH!
Dashing through the snow
In my brother’s saucer sled
Down the hill I go
Snowflakes on my head
(Whee! Whee! Whee!)
Oh no here comes a bump
An old snow-covered stump
I fly up and hit the ground
With one enormous thump
Ow!
Dashing through the snow
On my brand-new snowboard
Over jumps I go
Over ground I soar
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Despite the bitter sold
I’ve got the judges sold
They are holding up my score
And I have won the gold
Yeah!
Dashing through the snow
In a snowmobile
O’er the fields I’ll go
Until the treads will peel
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
‘Til the snow is gone
I’ll be snowmobiling on
I won’t stop ‘til spring is here
For now I ride ‘til dawn
Ride!
Dashing through the snow
In a lovely Christmas sleigh
Down the road we go
Waving all the way
(Hi! Hi! Hi!)
Wish the heat would fade
So snow would reach this glade
But for now I’m on this float
In the July 4th parade
(Yay!)
Dashing through the snow
On my cold bare feet
O’er the ground I go
Pelted by the sleet
(Aah! Aah! Aah!)
Swear next year I will
Take seven sleeping pills
So I sleep through the alarm
That sounds for a fire drill
(Ack!)