Dream
This is the dream I just had.
☀I'm having a garage sale, and a beautiful woman comes who wants to buy my copy of Julie Douchet's collected works. She also wants to cuddle! How nice.
☀Now her less attractive friend shows up. She also wants to cuddle! Not as nice.
☀Now there is a massive spider on the ceiling, and I can't turn the lights on, and it is the ugliest, largest spider I have ever seen. (Thx btw to Jaymes for telling me about the Middle Eastern Camel Spider last night. What the fuck?!)
☀Now I am running across the room to turn on the lights so that I can kill it, but it is too late! The spider and its several friends get me.
☀Now we celebrate! We go to see Ani DiFranco play a quiet show in an open meadow. Figgy the dog is there, and she also loves folk music. Gay. THE END.
☀I'm having a garage sale, and a beautiful woman comes who wants to buy my copy of Julie Douchet's collected works. She also wants to cuddle! How nice.
☀Now her less attractive friend shows up. She also wants to cuddle! Not as nice.
☀Now there is a massive spider on the ceiling, and I can't turn the lights on, and it is the ugliest, largest spider I have ever seen. (Thx btw to Jaymes for telling me about the Middle Eastern Camel Spider last night. What the fuck?!)
☀Now I am running across the room to turn on the lights so that I can kill it, but it is too late! The spider and its several friends get me.
☀Now we celebrate! We go to see Ani DiFranco play a quiet show in an open meadow. Figgy the dog is there, and she also loves folk music. Gay. THE END.