Friday 5: Book Titles
Friday Five: Book Titles
1. What color is your parachute?
The color that is least likely to be run over by airplanes.
2. Who moved your cheese?
The ghost of my beloved dog Mandy Jane. She was a cheese fanatic. When I took her to obedience class, cheese was the only thing she would respond to. I always wanted to make a parody commercial along the lines of those old "Ah, the Power of Cheese" commercials.
3. Where’s Waldo?
Last I saw him was in a back alley behind the Belagio in Vegas, living out of a cardboard refrigerator box. Poor Waldo.
4. Are you my mother?
The way my memory acts up, I suppose it's a possibility. I can't even remember how old I am anymore anyway.
5. What’s happening to your body?
It's conspiring against me! I had migraines for the past week and a half, a chronic runny nose for at least two months, and this morning I woke up with a fever. Screw you, body, I don't need you!
1. What color is your parachute?
The color that is least likely to be run over by airplanes.
2. Who moved your cheese?
The ghost of my beloved dog Mandy Jane. She was a cheese fanatic. When I took her to obedience class, cheese was the only thing she would respond to. I always wanted to make a parody commercial along the lines of those old "Ah, the Power of Cheese" commercials.
3. Where’s Waldo?
Last I saw him was in a back alley behind the Belagio in Vegas, living out of a cardboard refrigerator box. Poor Waldo.
4. Are you my mother?
The way my memory acts up, I suppose it's a possibility. I can't even remember how old I am anymore anyway.
5. What’s happening to your body?
It's conspiring against me! I had migraines for the past week and a half, a chronic runny nose for at least two months, and this morning I woke up with a fever. Screw you, body, I don't need you!