Wasp Wars
So last weekend we discovered a wasps nest under the diving board. We discovered this when Nick's dog Roland was stung in the ass. Today ventured to their home base to avenge Roland's pain in the ass. I stood on the edge of the pool, aimed my biological weapon and fired. As the poison poored into their home the wasps began to flee. I didn't really think about the fact that they were covered in poison and dying. I instead thought 'SWARM' and therefore proceeded to jump into the pool(wearing far more clothing than one is supposed to wear in a pool) and begin a aquatic assault. I emptied the can on those mother fuckin terrorists. Hopefully the war will end without a counter counter attack.