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It is teh windy. I was kept awake until 5 this morning by the wind. I was also on the phone to Cle until 1/2 am this morning. She is very silly! I threatened to pimp her on my journal to try to get her a boyfriend. She has sort of agreed to this (read as not really agreed at all), so here goes.
Reasons to date h00
She is gorgeous even if she doesn't admit it most of the time.
She is extremely clever and can even make silly arguments make sense.
She is very funny.
She is a very nice to talk to on the phone.
She is loyal, affectionate and loving (she thinks this makes her sound dog-like but not as much as the next reason)
She has a very glossy coat head of hair.
She smells very nice.
She has excellent clothes and can walk in very silly heels (also she has stompy boots that I liked so much I also bought a pair)
She does a very sexy b00bah dance.
She can sing show tunes in an American accent.
She has cute underwear (she posted on this matter)and will also shuggle her b00bies at you to make a point.
She is batshit insane.
And most importantly of all...
She makes me happy.
All of these are excellent reasons as you can see. So why you may ask am I not dating her myself? And that is a very good question. The simple answer is I love her far too much to risk losing her and also she's about a million times out of my league. So go w00 her you fools!
Cle, kill me after my birthday okay?
Reasons to date h00
She is gorgeous even if she doesn't admit it most of the time.
She is extremely clever and can even make silly arguments make sense.
She is very funny.
She is a very nice to talk to on the phone.
She is loyal, affectionate and loving (she thinks this makes her sound dog-like but not as much as the next reason)
She has a very glossy coat head of hair.
She smells very nice.
She has excellent clothes and can walk in very silly heels (also she has stompy boots that I liked so much I also bought a pair)
She does a very sexy b00bah dance.
She can sing show tunes in an American accent.
She has cute underwear (she posted on this matter)and will also shuggle her b00bies at you to make a point.
She is batshit insane.
And most importantly of all...
She makes me happy.
All of these are excellent reasons as you can see. So why you may ask am I not dating her myself? And that is a very good question. The simple answer is I love her far too much to risk losing her and also she's about a million times out of my league. So go w00 her you fools!
Cle, kill me after my birthday okay?