The never changing Jesus
I saw a sign outside someone's house that said, "Jesus: the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow." This prompted me to think of Jesus as the guy who opposed, opposes, and will oppose birth control and marriage equality. (I do not actually think Jesus would side with the Catholic position, but the sign was in a Catholic neighborhood.) I mentioned this sign to one of my neighbors. He had no idea that there were birth control techniques at the time of Jesus. I gave him a bit of a history lesson on how the Roman government banned birth control in order to maintain a hefty population. The sign should read, "Caesar: the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow."