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Finally a break from work!
My classes are going to be way tougher than last semester just because there's so much reading to do for almost all my classes.
Me and my cousin have english together and we both had the same room on our sheets, so we go to that room and sit in the back. Then the teacher is like "I'm going to need you guys in the back to move up." So we move up and she hands us the syllabus and I look at it and it says Forensic Sciences. Then my cousin and I look at each other like wtf? and we leave the class. Then this lady was like "do you guys need help?" So we told her what happened and she said to go up to the English Department. So we go there and they were like oh yeah that class was moved. So we go to that building and walk in to a full class and sit down while the teacher is saying, "Now I've read that you WSU kids are getting arrested for driving while on the cell phone and drinking while driving.. so remember, don't smoke." At this point, I thought we were in the wrong class again but didn't care to try and figure it out. But sure enough, it was my English class and I have the craziest teacher ever. I think that this may very well be the weirdest lady I've ever encountered. She's.. lets see.. 65ish and looks like she hasn't stepped outside past the 60s/70s. For most of the class (its an hour and fifteen minutes, woo...) I just stared at her hair wondering how in the world she got it to look like that. I can't even explain it. Maybe it's a wig? Anyway, so she continues talking about random things, I think she's beginning to have alzhiemers, only because my grandpa had it and did similar things like she is doing. She would talk, stop mid sentence, then finish the sentence with something else that didn't quite make sense. Anyway, instead of letting us out early, she spent 30 minutes giving us "motherly advice." It was a lot of stories that were very weird.. like "now, what I tell my students (she said that repeatidly) is to not have abortions. I believe that if you have abortions then you can't get pregnant when you want to. I know this lady who has been trying to get pregnant for years now and I keep saying she must've had abortions when she was younger." "I read in my health magazine that you need to eat lots of beans, beans clean out your colon because they make you go more so you don't get colon cancer. White bread stays in your colon so it's not good to eat." "Men, now this is for you, don't cheat, my husband had affairs while I was married to him for seven years, sex is not a game." "Now this is something I tell all my students, when you die you don't die, your body does but you don't, your spirit goes to heaven and you come back to earth, you have nine lives. I'm on my third. My neice is on her last life so she won't come back once she dies." Those were honestly things she was saying, since we were late we were in the first row. I had to hold back from laughing so many times. While still laughing at some. It is going to be the most intreresting class by far.
I need to go buy my books and it's going to be between $400 and $500 dollars... probably more towards $500. Books for college is so messed up, honestly, there has to be something they can do to make it cheaper. It's not fair that you pay so much and then get nothing back when you return them.
My classes are going to be way tougher than last semester just because there's so much reading to do for almost all my classes.
Me and my cousin have english together and we both had the same room on our sheets, so we go to that room and sit in the back. Then the teacher is like "I'm going to need you guys in the back to move up." So we move up and she hands us the syllabus and I look at it and it says Forensic Sciences. Then my cousin and I look at each other like wtf? and we leave the class. Then this lady was like "do you guys need help?" So we told her what happened and she said to go up to the English Department. So we go there and they were like oh yeah that class was moved. So we go to that building and walk in to a full class and sit down while the teacher is saying, "Now I've read that you WSU kids are getting arrested for driving while on the cell phone and drinking while driving.. so remember, don't smoke." At this point, I thought we were in the wrong class again but didn't care to try and figure it out. But sure enough, it was my English class and I have the craziest teacher ever. I think that this may very well be the weirdest lady I've ever encountered. She's.. lets see.. 65ish and looks like she hasn't stepped outside past the 60s/70s. For most of the class (its an hour and fifteen minutes, woo...) I just stared at her hair wondering how in the world she got it to look like that. I can't even explain it. Maybe it's a wig? Anyway, so she continues talking about random things, I think she's beginning to have alzhiemers, only because my grandpa had it and did similar things like she is doing. She would talk, stop mid sentence, then finish the sentence with something else that didn't quite make sense. Anyway, instead of letting us out early, she spent 30 minutes giving us "motherly advice." It was a lot of stories that were very weird.. like "now, what I tell my students (she said that repeatidly) is to not have abortions. I believe that if you have abortions then you can't get pregnant when you want to. I know this lady who has been trying to get pregnant for years now and I keep saying she must've had abortions when she was younger." "I read in my health magazine that you need to eat lots of beans, beans clean out your colon because they make you go more so you don't get colon cancer. White bread stays in your colon so it's not good to eat." "Men, now this is for you, don't cheat, my husband had affairs while I was married to him for seven years, sex is not a game." "Now this is something I tell all my students, when you die you don't die, your body does but you don't, your spirit goes to heaven and you come back to earth, you have nine lives. I'm on my third. My neice is on her last life so she won't come back once she dies." Those were honestly things she was saying, since we were late we were in the first row. I had to hold back from laughing so many times. While still laughing at some. It is going to be the most intreresting class by far.
I need to go buy my books and it's going to be between $400 and $500 dollars... probably more towards $500. Books for college is so messed up, honestly, there has to be something they can do to make it cheaper. It's not fair that you pay so much and then get nothing back when you return them.