Aug 03, 2002 05:39
My perverted old neighbor was trying to tell me about his disgusting cold-sore that he has on his lip as I was attempting my hasty retreat to work tonight.
He hollers out to me that he has a cold sore and his wife gave it to him. That he's irritated because he has these "goddamn herpes" on his face.
I smile and back into my car.
His wife hollers after him that she's never had a cold-sore a day in her life.
Which makes me wonder where he got it--then I shudder and force it from my mind.
Did I mention he's a dirty pervert?