Yuck, that's nice!

Aug 03, 2002 05:39

My perverted old neighbor was trying to tell me about his disgusting cold-sore that he has on his lip as I was attempting my hasty retreat to work tonight.

He hollers out to me that he has a cold sore and his wife gave it to him. That he's irritated because he has these "goddamn herpes" on his face.

I smile and back into my car.

His wife hollers after him that she's never had a cold-sore a day in her life.

Which makes me wonder where he got it--then I shudder and force it from my mind.

Did I mention he's a dirty pervert?
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