Allow me to introduce you to the most awesome piece of technology ever created.
MEET SPARTACUS.
he is SO BOSS.
comes built in with an OWNAGE function. yes, that's right ladies and gents. you have the right to be jealous!
note its size. it is a STATEMENT - this phone is not for the weak minded.
the front side features a deep sexy red. it says passion. lust. desire. sophistication.
the back side features a rugged textured stoney exterior finish. it is ready for combat - can camouflage seamlessly into rocks. so glad it has this balance of sexy and sophisticated red with this masculine textured backing! multi dimensional and complex.
i can hide my whole hand behind it! intentionally made to accommodate a comfortable keyboard as well as a huge sharp state of the art screen! texting has never been easier! yet it is quite slim - they really thought about it over there at Nokia. didn't want it to be too bulky or anything.
hes just hanging with his friends.
so i lost my phone, you guys. i was devastated, although the phone i had previously was a piece of shit. so i bought this gem off of some guy on craigslist for 40 bucks!! the transaction went down on the side lot of a walmart at 11:00pm in a city 35 mins from me. hahahahahahahha. everything about this is so full of WIN.
BEST 40 bucks ive ever spentttt!!!!! imma bling spartacus out with a buncha cute chains and things!! i'm so excited to be the owner of this phone!!!!
he is SO BOSS.
comes built in with an OWNAGE function. yes, that's right ladies and gents. you have the right to be jealous!
note its size. it is a STATEMENT - this phone is not for the weak minded.
the front side features a deep sexy red. it says passion. lust. desire. sophistication.
the back side features a rugged textured stoney exterior finish. it is ready for combat - can camouflage seamlessly into rocks. so glad it has this balance of sexy and sophisticated red with this masculine textured backing! multi dimensional and complex.
i can hide my whole hand behind it! intentionally made to accommodate a comfortable keyboard as well as a huge sharp state of the art screen! texting has never been easier! yet it is quite slim - they really thought about it over there at Nokia. didn't want it to be too bulky or anything.
hes just hanging with his friends.
so i lost my phone, you guys. i was devastated, although the phone i had previously was a piece of shit. so i bought this gem off of some guy on craigslist for 40 bucks!! the transaction went down on the side lot of a walmart at 11:00pm in a city 35 mins from me. hahahahahahahha. everything about this is so full of WIN.
BEST 40 bucks ive ever spentttt!!!!! imma bling spartacus out with a buncha cute chains and things!! i'm so excited to be the owner of this phone!!!!