JANA AND MELISSA'S SURVIVOR GUIDE
Jana and I have compiled a list of 10 necessary things to a trip in a foreigner country. Here they are. Enjoy.
1)
Foreigner. I think that we can't do the nasty with actual foreigners unless we listen to this beforehand or during.
2)
Just because we're on a vacation doesn't mean we're on vacation from safety.
3)
Duh. Just because we're on a vacation doesn't mean we're on vacation from the sun! It's always there. Protect yourself!
4)
Can't live without it. How are we gonna get all the babes if we're not hydrated?
5)
I don't know. Jana picked this one.
6)
You're not a real tourist unless you look like one.
7)
This one's so important, it's on here twice.
8)
Self-explanatory.
9)
So we can carry all our stuff!
AND FINALLY......
10)
...Just in case.
So there you have it. Our 10 most important items. I think it goes without saying that it's stuff that EVERYONE else would take on a trip too.
1)
Foreigner. I think that we can't do the nasty with actual foreigners unless we listen to this beforehand or during.
2)
Just because we're on a vacation doesn't mean we're on vacation from safety.
3)
Duh. Just because we're on a vacation doesn't mean we're on vacation from the sun! It's always there. Protect yourself!
4)
Can't live without it. How are we gonna get all the babes if we're not hydrated?
5)
I don't know. Jana picked this one.
6)
You're not a real tourist unless you look like one.
7)
This one's so important, it's on here twice.
8)
Self-explanatory.
9)
So we can carry all our stuff!
AND FINALLY......
10)
...Just in case.
So there you have it. Our 10 most important items. I think it goes without saying that it's stuff that EVERYONE else would take on a trip too.