well good thing i'm jew-ish.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I donated bone marrow to love_n_solace in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, strugle2achieve (-5000 points). In November I helped belovedfreedom across the street (6 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I pulled emt7876's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5711 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
soopajess