this deserves an update.
its 1:50 am and i was checkin out myspace. i always check the bulletins for whatever reason, so i went about my business. one title was a date. the 24th of something, 1986. when i opened it, the body told me that if i didnt repost within 8 seconds with my birthday as the subject my mother was gonna get shot in the face tomorrow. i luh my momma and hate when people get shot in the face, so i obeyed.
i scrolled to the next one. "colors". hmm.. colors are dope, lets see what this says. ah-ha! it says what each color symbolizes, so pick your favorite color and see what it says. orange. dammit. it says im a big homo. i knew i shouldve picked blue, because blue says im gonna be rich, powerful, and have a beautiful family. but now im a big homo. =(
oooo! a valentine's bulletin. if i dont repost this one i wont get any until the year 2014 and aliens will eat my grandmother. fuck. why do i always get myself into these situations? i love the ladies and my grandmother cooks a mean lenteja soup. re-post.
SURVEY!!! awesome. 576 questions? thats it? of course i have time to read it. ill sandwich it somewhere between my 2 gordon rule classes, 100 page reading assignment, work, a 4-5 page research paper, applying for a new job, taking my car in to get serviced, paying my credit bills, depositing my paycheck, picking up my car, buying ink for my printer since it decided to run out on page 3, and breathing. no problem.
i scrolled to the next one. "colors". hmm.. colors are dope, lets see what this says. ah-ha! it says what each color symbolizes, so pick your favorite color and see what it says. orange. dammit. it says im a big homo. i knew i shouldve picked blue, because blue says im gonna be rich, powerful, and have a beautiful family. but now im a big homo. =(
oooo! a valentine's bulletin. if i dont repost this one i wont get any until the year 2014 and aliens will eat my grandmother. fuck. why do i always get myself into these situations? i love the ladies and my grandmother cooks a mean lenteja soup. re-post.
SURVEY!!! awesome. 576 questions? thats it? of course i have time to read it. ill sandwich it somewhere between my 2 gordon rule classes, 100 page reading assignment, work, a 4-5 page research paper, applying for a new job, taking my car in to get serviced, paying my credit bills, depositing my paycheck, picking up my car, buying ink for my printer since it decided to run out on page 3, and breathing. no problem.