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"Hey Mom, guess what? I did really well on my report card aside from the U in global!"
"Really?"
"HAHA APRIL FOOLS! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, IT WAS ALMOST ONE OF PRIDE, HAHAHAHAHA, MAN IT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY TO CONVINCE YOU I WASN'T A DISSAPOINTMENT"

and now for things that really did happen.

like kinda getting in trouble.

but whatever. I think I'm in a better mindset now. I think I'll uh, climb out of this bullshit?

it won't be too hard.

I really think that it's time for grades to stop becoming such a worry.

agh I'm such a ridiculous liar.

but you know what? I'm honest to the one person that matters, anyway.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm a sap now, aren't I?

EW SAP SAP SAP. LIKE A MAPLE TREE. LIKE THOSE CANADIAN CHICKS. THOSE MAPLE CHICKS. THAT MAPLE CHICK. MS. BUTTERWORTH.

sorry everybody.

eeehh this has really lost most coherency anyway. I'm sorry if you were holding out for one more angry entry because I guess I sorta ran out?

except I hate everyone but "us". but that's a rant that I get to vocalize enough. to the. uh. other half?

thanks to diana for the wonderful display of successive pictures that I will title "nona and tim spend the day together"

max: "that's sickeningly cute"

eeeh I'm pathetic.

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU I'M GLAD TO BE PATHETIC THOUGH.

april fools?