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I have Old Red Cheeks.
Today has been slightly dull for me; I woke up with a hangover and a feeling of dread and guilt at eight in the morning, and went upstairs to my bathroom where I found my little sister applying a thick layer of mascarra and eyeliner with a tool that resembled a large crayon.
"My head hurts" I wailed as I sat perched on the edge of the freezing cold bath.
"You shouldn't have drank so much then", she reproached, and went to school.
I switched on the computer. "BORING", said I, and went back to sleep.
I woke up at 11 o'clock, knowing that I was supposed to be doing something. "PUPPIES!" I remembered.
I rushed upstairs to awaken my older sister, and informed her that we had to take our neighbour's dog - who has recently given birth to six amazingly adorable puppies - for a walk, and check up on the pups themselves!
A happy forty five minutes was then spent, trotting along the moors next to a dog with twelve boobs (disturbing) and sitting in a urine-soaked blanket, but completely soothed by the little fat bundles of fluff and blue eyes sleeping on my lap.
The afternoon was spent reading in my backgarden and consequently earning one rectangular stripe of red sunburn on my thigh. I am a fool!
Back to the puppies I returned, and another walk was soon participated in - which soon turned into a sprint, when i realised that my little brother would be at my house with nobody to let him in! However, the twelve-boobed dog had really bad diaorreah and I was terrified it would poop on the street, leaving me to clean it up off the pavement.
There's a nice fact for you.
ANYWAY, I tidied up the house and had a round of piano lessons. I was particularly touched when one of the little girls presented me with a box of chocolates and a card with huge writing proclaiming: "THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST PIANO TEACHER IN THE WORLD!!!!", with a number of quavers and crotchets decorated across the paper.
I was all, "AWW!"
This evening was spent with Lauren and I cackling over a box of chocolates, coffee and a bottle of coke in my bedroom, (HOT DATE!) followed by an intensive session of Family-Guy viewing! I, at least, was entertained by this!
Today has been slightly dull for me; I woke up with a hangover and a feeling of dread and guilt at eight in the morning, and went upstairs to my bathroom where I found my little sister applying a thick layer of mascarra and eyeliner with a tool that resembled a large crayon.
"My head hurts" I wailed as I sat perched on the edge of the freezing cold bath.
"You shouldn't have drank so much then", she reproached, and went to school.
I switched on the computer. "BORING", said I, and went back to sleep.
I woke up at 11 o'clock, knowing that I was supposed to be doing something. "PUPPIES!" I remembered.
I rushed upstairs to awaken my older sister, and informed her that we had to take our neighbour's dog - who has recently given birth to six amazingly adorable puppies - for a walk, and check up on the pups themselves!
A happy forty five minutes was then spent, trotting along the moors next to a dog with twelve boobs (disturbing) and sitting in a urine-soaked blanket, but completely soothed by the little fat bundles of fluff and blue eyes sleeping on my lap.
The afternoon was spent reading in my backgarden and consequently earning one rectangular stripe of red sunburn on my thigh. I am a fool!
Back to the puppies I returned, and another walk was soon participated in - which soon turned into a sprint, when i realised that my little brother would be at my house with nobody to let him in! However, the twelve-boobed dog had really bad diaorreah and I was terrified it would poop on the street, leaving me to clean it up off the pavement.
There's a nice fact for you.
ANYWAY, I tidied up the house and had a round of piano lessons. I was particularly touched when one of the little girls presented me with a box of chocolates and a card with huge writing proclaiming: "THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST PIANO TEACHER IN THE WORLD!!!!", with a number of quavers and crotchets decorated across the paper.
I was all, "AWW!"
This evening was spent with Lauren and I cackling over a box of chocolates, coffee and a bottle of coke in my bedroom, (HOT DATE!) followed by an intensive session of Family-Guy viewing! I, at least, was entertained by this!