OH NO!
I woke this morning to find myself unable to open my left eye.
"I AM BLIND!" I announced to Rosha the tiger, who sat solemnly next to me, a concerned expression spreading across her gaping mouth.
I tried wrenching my eye open with both hands, but to no avail. Sleep was sticking my eyelashes together like glue. "That's funny, " I thought. "This feel awfuly like that time when I had..."
".....CONJUCTIVITUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shrieked.
The penny had dropped. Squealing like a little piglet, I ran into my downstairs bathroom where I met my mother. "Ew," she said kindly.
Cotton buds and warm water were used until eventually my eye opened. It watered like a water-melon.
"No history for me today" I said sadly, then carried on singing "The Magic Position" by Patrick Wolf as I wiped gunk from my eye. I looked hot.
Doctors today, 11.40!
"I AM BLIND!" I announced to Rosha the tiger, who sat solemnly next to me, a concerned expression spreading across her gaping mouth.
I tried wrenching my eye open with both hands, but to no avail. Sleep was sticking my eyelashes together like glue. "That's funny, " I thought. "This feel awfuly like that time when I had..."
".....CONJUCTIVITUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shrieked.
The penny had dropped. Squealing like a little piglet, I ran into my downstairs bathroom where I met my mother. "Ew," she said kindly.
Cotton buds and warm water were used until eventually my eye opened. It watered like a water-melon.
"No history for me today" I said sadly, then carried on singing "The Magic Position" by Patrick Wolf as I wiped gunk from my eye. I looked hot.
Doctors today, 11.40!