(no subject)
The first week of my Easter Holiday has been marvellous! I shall inform you of my activites - WITH VISUALS!
The holiday was set off with an exciting bang due to the birth of BIG BIG FINGER on Friday night.
Silly Lauren.
Saturday was work, then a Wishaw party.
(Imagine a picture of me unconcious by midnight, wedged between a couch and a wall)
Sunday was a deliciously sunny day! Thus, we visited our favourite BOTANICS!!!
Lauren is checking out a woman's bottom here.
OH MY GOD THEY ARE WALKING VERTICALLY UP THE WALL.
Molly following the example of her master, by going for a wee nap.
Dinner then the pub for Julie's birthday that evening!
Monday soon arrived.
(Imagine a picture of Susie, Lauren, Oonagh, Eilidh, DJ, Jack, Catriona, Holli, and - unexpectedly - Sarah in Botanics again, drinking beer in the sun. Now imagine a picture taken later that evening in Jack's house, drinking beer and cramming toast and pringles down our throats like the disgusting beasts we are)
Tuesday!
(Thomas, Calum and Susie shopping. Susie dictating what Thomas and Calum have to buy. Having cups of tea later at mine.)
WEDNESDAY! THE DAY OF THE COUNTRYSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calum, Lauren and I walked miles to our destination at Mugdock!
What a picturesque view!
We were starving and instantly started devouring chicken wings, pancakes, apple pies and apples themselves.
THEN I BUILT THE BEST FIRE EVER!
We look HOT!
That evening, we met many of our other chums (a good few of them a bit worse for wear, too!). Nevertheless, we enjoyed participating in such activities as EXTREME FRISBY and FOOTBALL (I SCORED FOUR GOALS). Also I climbed lots of trees, and we had a barbeque and I ate ONE THOUSAND BURGERS!
I cannot remember what I did on Thursday. OH YEAH. My sister and I travelled into town so I could return my dress! I then purchased another. In exchange for the dress I had already handed back. Details are fun.
OOOH YEAH and then that evening was Julie's birthday night out! Thus a trip to abc 123 was in order! Lauren kissed a minature version of Old Loose Tooth, it was hilarious.
FRIDAY itself was THE NEW ZEALANDER'S PARTY! OF NIGHTMARES! (Not really I love them and it was jolly good fun, I merely - as I admitted quietly to Tony at the time - feared for my life!) What with neds kicking down the front door, class A drugs, and random JAW-MEN, I felt perhaps Oonagh, Eilidh and I were best to be leaving a bit early. Although this took a lot more effort than one would think - YOU OWE ME BIG TIME, OONAGH AND EILIDH. I PRACTICALLY SAVED YOUR LIVES. I SHOULD NOW TECHNICALLY OWN YOUR SOULS.
Nevertheless, there were hilarious parts of the evening. This is Sandy flapping his "elephant ears" :)
This is Eilidh, Luca and Oonagh (looking very seductive).
THE DAY AFTER FRIDAY WAS - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MY FRIENDS - SATURDAY!!!
Thus work was in order.
Lauren and I got bored and named the Easter chicks. This is Snuggle Bunny, who is very cool and a world-famous rapper. Lauren's was called Fred, and was crap. All Fred did was sit and love Snuggle Bunny from afar. But Snuggle Bunny never even so much glanced in Fred's direction.
That Saturday night was Adam Parry's party, where I clammed up like a clam and decided I was repulsive to all men. It was HOT!
Sunday was TODAY!
This involved Lauren, Oonagh, Eilidh and I meeting up with the New Zealanders! It was oddly - and wonderfully - sober! Instead of the pub, we had pots of tea then went for a stroll in the Botanics (our home away from home).
We found the children's park.
What expert photography.
THIS MAN HAS NO HEAD! HE IS A MAN, MADE MERELY OUT OF LEGS! AHH!
Oh the jolly times we have!
Thus concludes my Easter week. Admittedly, it's been very exciting!