Apr 30, 2006 22:00
Once Upon a Time...
Once upon a time there was a Som, an RJ, and a Braun. "Backspace, backspace." Two asians and once caucasian! There once was a boy named RJ..."Dammit Steph you must repeat." Oh baby, that't the way I like my nipple pniched...I mean...pindhed...P-I-N-C-H-E-D...with the fingers of the Som."
But it's spelled with a "p"...how?
Fuck on mattresses?
"I do not believe this is very advantageous...three people writing at once is complicated?"
Kaluah tastes good with coke snickers ice cream is 1.99. RJ'S BUM HAS POO STAINS.
i was sliding off a cliff?
He slides off his poo
AKA Poo competition.
Ratemypoo.com.
It's gross.
Eyes and everything.
real poo.
Cough cough cough.
oh greys anatomy is on soon and then we will watch old women who are naked.
you are secret keepers
menopausal???? you ass tampons
canine cock satisfies my desires
creepy laughs
i should have brought paint
i have paint
i stick tampons in my bum, ok, they expand, NO. They Do expand
do you know where tampons go?
yes?
do you think they excite us?
they feel like nothing at all, nothing at all nothing at all
these feel like a butt. are you done
secret keepers
it doesnt end it should end
happy endings are just stories that havent finished yet
happy ending are when the masseuse has sex when the massagey has sex
my pants are poo stained
i better fix that later
Ps its not poo stains
spit. Please
Fin.
PS: It was DIRT...Dammit...Dirt.
...not poop.
By: Som, RJ, StephBraun