Apr 03, 2006 11:13
funny shit right here...
you know you go 2 troy high when...add one & make people laugh..or not?
the principle is bald, but combs his hair over to make it look like he has hair
u have laptop computers but no kleenex.
u have to pay 150 to "participate in sports"... not play
myspace is blocked, but u know how 2 hack into it
Finding a virgin in the school is like finding a needle in a haystack.
More students go to one basketball game than homecoming
when uve tried every way to get on myspace on the schools computers...and daveproxy is locked
when you go to the basket ball game to see the other team
when every one knows about you but dont know who they are
When you know who Bernie Buchta is.
when you find a different person caught having sex....in the janitor's closet
when you know the best person to get some weed from is definately a white boy
you raise all this money for different things but never go on a field trip
the hallmonitors always try 2 stop fights, but dont know how to
when you know the best way out to lunch is threw the woods
mario (the hall monitor) has his monthly periods...nice one minute & mean the next
its easy to sneak the slushies out of the lunchroom past that really nice hall monitor!
You're not supposed to get a saturday school for having your cell phone out but FRAN is the only one that actually gives you one.
You understand that Mastervito is Mr. Werenka's wife.
You know what "Hello my friends, welcome to TC line (or lane or something)" is
When you are the minority as a white student.
Your different because your NOT in an AP class
If you've been threatened by Chaldeans at least four times, but nothing has ever happened.
Your club that prepares you for the future recieves no school funding, but the sports that we all suck at get loaded with dough.
Everything taught in 9th grade health class was broken in the next semsester.
When the assistant principal has a glass eye and rides a harley.
When the male gym teacher slaps your ass (griffth)
When you listen to the morning anouncements and Cheng Chen or shing lee (asian people) are all the winners of awards.
When you take your thumb and push on the new monitors real hard to see the sweet colors it makes.
when you cant bring any food in or near room 270 (mrs. ritter)
...got any...?