And here is The Horse.
This is it from the side, as you're approaching it walking down the sidewalk. Or, y'know, I guess as if you were walking on the grass to avoid an errant biker/crowd of sorority girls/guy carrying a bass toward Reynolds.
Here you can see some of the outlined musculature. And the creepy-ass eyes.
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU PASS UNDER IT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHY I DON'T WALK DOWN BOYD STREET AFTER SUNSET.