IF YOU'RE SO INNOCENT THEN WHY IS "COMPSOGNATHUS" PROGRAMMED INTO YOUR PHONE
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.
Oh my god every vaguely interesting thing about me just. Left my head.
1. I am what most people would call "a shrimp." I try to explain that I am exactly three-quarters of an inch shorter than average height for my age and weight, I just have freakishly tall friends, but people still lean on my head and throw me in the air/over their shoulders/onto architectural protrusions with abandon. :< Or think it is cute when I am full of rage.
2. I was born in a town in Holland called Bergen-op-Zoom. We had tulip fields five minutes from my house and when I was small I occasionally wore wooden shoes and lederhosen and no I am not kidding.
3. The sound of a conventional alarm clock - you know, the short BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT that is every alarm clock's default - scares the hell out of me. I get irrationally anxious just from hearing the sound, and if my alarm is set to it I will wake up every five minutes the entire night for fear that it's about to go off. Somebody across the hall from me left their alarm on this weekend and then went home. So every time I left my room I heard it faintly-- BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.
4. I am a citizen of Germany and the United States.
5. I have a small scar on the right side of my lower lip from the time I clocked myself in the face with my own knee (do not even ask) and bit through it.
6. My favorite piece of music of all time is Haydn's Creation.
7. I learned this about myself this weekend: I go insane if I'm not mildly stressed. I cannot take relaxing more than three days at a time before it's either fling myself into an impossible project or off the nearest building.
8. I bite my nails all the time. I stopped for awhile, but my cello teacher told me to start again and I have just given up on pretty fingernails.
9. I am the world's biggest sap.
In other news:
-A woman in Spain now owns the Sun and is planning to use it to jumpstart the world economy.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.
Oh my god every vaguely interesting thing about me just. Left my head.
1. I am what most people would call "a shrimp." I try to explain that I am exactly three-quarters of an inch shorter than average height for my age and weight, I just have freakishly tall friends, but people still lean on my head and throw me in the air/over their shoulders/onto architectural protrusions with abandon. :< Or think it is cute when I am full of rage.
2. I was born in a town in Holland called Bergen-op-Zoom. We had tulip fields five minutes from my house and when I was small I occasionally wore wooden shoes and lederhosen and no I am not kidding.
3. The sound of a conventional alarm clock - you know, the short BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT that is every alarm clock's default - scares the hell out of me. I get irrationally anxious just from hearing the sound, and if my alarm is set to it I will wake up every five minutes the entire night for fear that it's about to go off. Somebody across the hall from me left their alarm on this weekend and then went home. So every time I left my room I heard it faintly-- BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.
4. I am a citizen of Germany and the United States.
5. I have a small scar on the right side of my lower lip from the time I clocked myself in the face with my own knee (do not even ask) and bit through it.
6. My favorite piece of music of all time is Haydn's Creation.
7. I learned this about myself this weekend: I go insane if I'm not mildly stressed. I cannot take relaxing more than three days at a time before it's either fling myself into an impossible project or off the nearest building.
8. I bite my nails all the time. I stopped for awhile, but my cello teacher told me to start again and I have just given up on pretty fingernails.
9. I am the world's biggest sap.
In other news:
-A woman in Spain now owns the Sun and is planning to use it to jumpstart the world economy.