rec - Sherlock gen crack
title and author:The Adoption of John Watson Holmes by cyerus
rating: G
summary: Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.
why?: Sitting here and LOLing so much there are tears in my eyes. Delicious amount of fanon cliches peing pointed out and lauged at. Super BAMF!John crack! ScaryMummyHolmes! crack! Devious!John! Just go read this! !!! ...!
quote:
"Mycroft, you'll get rid of the ASBOs, won't you?"
"Of course, Mummy," Mycroft agreed smugly, basking in the glory of Not Being In Trouble.
"Thank you, Mycroft," John said earnestly. "I forgive you for the kidnappings and the surveillance bugs in my room."
rating: G
summary: Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.
why?: Sitting here and LOLing so much there are tears in my eyes. Delicious amount of fanon cliches peing pointed out and lauged at. Super BAMF!John crack! ScaryMummyHolmes! crack! Devious!John! Just go read this! !!! ...!
quote:
"Mycroft, you'll get rid of the ASBOs, won't you?"
"Of course, Mummy," Mycroft agreed smugly, basking in the glory of Not Being In Trouble.
"Thank you, Mycroft," John said earnestly. "I forgive you for the kidnappings and the surveillance bugs in my room."