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[soogetsoo]

**After aquiring some goods this leaflet has been shoved inside every single locker in school**

Comments

[betterinbed]

*coming over to check this out >.>*

Why're you charging more money for dudes? So you can bankrupt them and then force them into prostitution to pay for the highly addictive drugs you spike that alcohol with? And then you can be their pimp and get freebies off them while simultaneously making immoral earnings out of 'em?
'Cuz I saw a movie about that the other day, and it didn't work. You'll get caught by the Sheriff.

Hah.

[soogetsoo]

Well.. this town doesn't have a Sheriff, so HAH! *bcause obviously that makes sense, Sui*

It's cheaper for girls since I want their phone numbers they're less likely to buy it

[betterinbed]

Well, no, but it's got me. I bet I could make a star out of cardboard or something, stick that on my jacket, arrest your arse. *nods* HAH.

Less likely to buy it? Dude, have you met our Dean?

[soogetsoo]

Eww keep away from my arse! And cardboard stars, what are you, like 5?

...yeah, but I was meaning students. I doubt the staff will buy it they always have their own *mumbles something about "apart from Kakashi now"*

[betterinbed]

It's a figure of speech, dumbfuck. Besides, it doesn't gotta be cardboard. It could be metal. And double as a ninja star thing.

Yeah, well... pfft, why am I even arguing this? You're right. No way you'd ever manage to sell anything to a girl.

[soogetsoo]

Pretty dumb figure of speech dunbass! ohhh coz metal would make so much less lame.. *rolls eyes*

.... whatever. You buying something or not?

[betterinbed]

Then why's it so popular, huh?
Yeah, it'd make it pointier and I could stab you in the eyes with it when you're being a dick!

From you?
Yeah, I guess so.
...not. *snerk*

[soogetsoo]

If its popular I would've heard it before! And you'd be the one fucking getting arrested if you're stabbing people, asshole.

....Go away then >[

[betterinbed]

Maybe you weren't paying enough attention, jerkbag. And I'd just say it was self-defense, everyone'd believe me if it was you.

...Yeah, I think I will. But not because you said so.

Oh sui, will you ever make any friends in this school? ; ;

[soogetsoo]

Fuck off, douche. You don't fuckin' stab people in the eye out of self defense.

.....Go then?

T-there's always Hinata...?

[betterinbed]

Yeah, you totally would! Cuz you wouldn't have to kill 'em or anything, but they wouldn't be able to see you so it'd give you time to run and it'd be a more longlasting incapacitation.

Yeah, fuck you, I'm going.
*shuffles off in a manly, intimidating sort of way... or so he hopes*

Only "friend" he has so far is Sasuke rofl and Sasuke would hardly call them friends xD

[soogetsoo]

....Stabbing out peoples' eyes, that's gross.

Well.. fuck you too!
*will glare at you until you have gone*

asadksa well it is Sasuke he wouldn't call anyone a friend |D

[betterinbed]

Yeah, well, so's your face. Even with eyes.

Bastard.
*continues walking off grumpily >|*

poor sui xd

[soogetsoo]

...no, so's YOUR face!

Tranny *glare glare*

[betterinbed]

Your face is so ugly it'd probably be improved by someone stabbing out your eyes.

Fishbreath. *glares back over his shoulder*

[soogetsoo]

Yeah, well..... people probably think your dog is your dad, since you look and smell like one...

....dogbreath! Yeah!