the people we can talk rubbish too... are a special and beloved breed....

[soocase]

(an actual msn convo of mine, held today.  I love technology.  Talk about an hour well-spent.)

Roo says:

howdy

soopat says:

yo

soopat says:

I snored all night. can hardly talk this morning. all turning into something old and revolting.

Roo says:

nice

Roo says:

so are u moneygramming cash for karibou man pix today?

soopat says:

I even woke myself up snoring. Yes I should do, if I can get my hands on the car.

Roo says:

well let me know if u do b4 around 4 my time as i'll be moving

soopat says:

ok, will do. where to now?

Roo says:

brixton for a few day then we'll see

soopat says:

we have so many places with the sames names as your places, I forget sometimes how colonial this place is

Roo says:

soopat says:

but now its this wierd mix of new names and colonial names. would have thought they would have had a scurge of those too

Roo says:

well u'll soon all remember ur places when the empire returns

soopat says:

you mean I am going to meet Luke Skywalker???? woohoo! look forward to that! (what should I wear)

Roo says:

u get to wear the collar attatched to jaba thhe hutt of course

soopat says:

hmm.. thats ok. I reckon I could pull off that metal bikini. I will just loose the silly skirt.

Roo says:

no bikini, u aint the princess

soopat says:

soopat says:

I just assumed I was.

Roo says:

i know

soopat says:

hang on.. werent the other girls also in metal bikinis?

Roo says:

no

soopat says:

I am tempted to check.

Roo says:

u think the were going to let the princess get upstaged by te green frog coloured woman?

soopat says:

I AM THE GREEN FROG COLOURED WOMAN?

Roo says:

yeah the one who got fed to the big thing in the pit for not doing as she was told

soopat says:

ah then, it cant be me. I am the special new pale and interesting harem addition.. the new favorite

Roo says:

lol there is nothing interesting about looking pale

Roo says:

especially after the green skinned woman an a princess in a metal bikini

soopat says:

maybe I will just wear a seethrough sheet like that oracle in 300 and chains of smoke

soopat says:

now she was pale and interesting.. theres the proof of it

Roo says:

she was pale and being groped and shagged by blind old fat men if i remember right

Roo says:

sure the positions all urs

soopat says:

blind lepers even. nope.. dont want that position.. just her wardrobe

Roo says:

nope can't be the oracle without the trppings

soopat says:

I suppose you get to be something important. Are you Jaba in this scenario.. or a a leper?

Roo says:

tsk

Roo says:

i'm a jedi

soopat says:

an apprentice maybe, otherwise you would have a beard

soopat says:

hmmm.. i think you just have to settle for being a sith. thats what happens to people of colour.

Roo says:

no

Roo says:

samuel l jackson had no beard

soopat says:

oh true!

soopat says:

you can be token jedi then... let poor ol samuel retire.

Roo says:

nothing token about mace windu, he's on the jedi council

soopat says:

yup.. so is that midget gizmo thing, they will let anyone on there

soopat says:

and that is SUCH a gay name

Roo says:

ur just bitter cos u got beat by the frog woman

Roo says:

to be pawed by fat blind lepars

Roo says:

do cocks ever break off inside u?

Roo says:

like leper tampons

soopat says:

and that guy whose head looks like a bum is also on the council. He looks like an asshole.

soopat says:

the willies always fall off first, no need to worry about em. long gone.

Roo says:

guess it leaves u something to snack on

soopat says:

I was just imagining what it would look like if your willy broke off. what would remain? ick.

Roo says:

ur lunch

soopat says:

read my bloggy thing!

soopat says:

please.

soopat says:

I would like your intelligent contribution.

Roo says:

ok i'm going to get lunch first