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[sonotzack]

Huh. Always did wonder what it was like t' be SOLDIER. But sweet Bahamut's ass ev'rything's bright. Like... 'could someone turn down th' sun' bright. Don't mind th' rest though. Kinda nice t' try this shit out without stayin' forever.

Also, your clothes are a fucking pain, Strife. You got anything that doesn't have waaaaay to many straps?

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[clockedoutearly]

You'll get used to it, no, and touch anything on my body and die.

I mean it, Reno.

[sonotzack]

Now, where's th' fun in that, yo?

An' besides, I'll kinda need to piss eventually an' it's pretty hard t' do that without touchin' anything.

[clockedoutearly]

Get your kicks elsewhere. Preferably without my body.

I don't care. Aim. You're good at that.

[sonotzack]

Hey 'f your gonna be taking my body t' work, 'sonly fair that I get to take a few risks with yours.

Oh, an' 'f he's around, you might wanna let Rufus know you ain't me.

[clockedoutearly]

This wasn't my choice. I don't like people touching me.

Why. He doesn't need to know about this.

[clockedoutearly]

And what is that icon?!

[sonotzack]

Actually, he does. 'Cause there's kinda a reason he lets me hang out at his place, an' it ain't just 'cause he's the boss. Guess you ain't heard th' rumors, though.

[clockedoutearly]

...What rumors?

[sonotzack]

Let's just say I have an... intimate... familiarity with seein' him naked.

[clockedoutearly]

[sonotzack]

So yeah. You might wanna let him know there's been a bit 'f a change.

[clockedoutearly]

[sonotzack]

I mean, unless you really wanna get laid in someone else's body, but I expect that'd be kinda weird, y'know?

[clockedoutearly]

I'lltellhim.

...Isn't this a breach in work ethics? Hn. Nevermind.

[sonotzack]

Doesn't interfere with us doin' our jobs, so not like it does any harm, yo.

[clockedoutearly]

Whatever. It's not my business.