RANMA SUCKS

[sonotpchan]

RANMA IS AN IDIOT AND NO ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS OR POSTS. ESPECIALLY THAT LAST POST OF HIS. IT WAS NOTHING BUT LIES. ALL OF IT. IGNORE IT!!!

So. I am at THE BEACH. Apparently. Somewhere.

I was walking along and saw this:

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[hydrophobia]

FINE, WHAT ABOUT NOW? YOU CAN'T DENY IT NOW. IT HAS YOUR HAIR. HAHAHA. You can try but you'll lose.

DAMMIT KSFGMKLGKALQADNJNKLAVMM I'LL MAKE YOU, THEN.

Ask Nabiki. Or Jun. They got part of the profits. She got a puppy because it was a stray and Kasumi brought it home. Now it follows Akane around and sleeps in her bed. Looks a lot like this:

[sonotpchan]

LSDKJHFLKSJDFH LKSJDFHLKSJDHFLKJSDHFLKJ.

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME AT ALL!!!!!

NO YOU WON'T- ...make me what?

...........Are you sure it's not some pervert from Jusenkyo trying to make a move on her?

[I WIN AT LIFE]

[hydrophobia]

Stop denying it. Maybe I should post a poll about it on my livejournal and see what everybody else thinks.

MAKE YOU TELL SANTA TO BRING ME ROLLERSKATES. What d'you think I meant?!!

Dumping it in hot water was the first thing I did. It's not a PERVERT LIKE YOU, if that's what you're worried about.

[CLEARLY]

[sonotpchan]

NO. DON'T YOU DARE. Why would you do that?! Nobody wants to see that on their friends list!!!

...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, I WON'T DO IT.

I'm not a pervert. >> But. GOOD. Otherwise I would have to kill it. And...Akane's...happy with it?

[hydrophobia]

They already gotta see your icons. What's the difference between you and the horse. I think the horse is better looking, actually.

I don't wanna know. AND YEAH I CAN. ALL I GOTTA DO IS THREATEN TO REVEAL YOU TO AKANE.

Your >> face sure helps that argument. Yeah, Akane's real happy. I bet if I mentioned you she'd be "Pchan who?"

[sonotpchan]

That's because you're a delusional fool, Ranma.

lakjsdhflasd DON'T. YOU WOULDN'T. I'M NOT TELLING SANTA ANYTHING. I have no idea when I'll be back there again anyway.

Oh. Okay. I see... I'm...happy...for her.

[hydrophobia]

Nah, I think I have pretty good taste when it comes to stuff like that.

YOU DEMAND THAT SANTA GET ME SHINY NEW ROLLERSKATES OR I WILL. Maybe. THERE IS A CHANCE THAT I WILL. I thought you said you were close by?

....... Akane's been out looking for her stupid pig every day since your last visit, OK. Stop angsting.

[sonotpchan]

You think wrong. EXTREMELY WRONG.

Close by NERIMA. In case you someone how missed it, SANTA DOESN'T LIVE IN NERIMA.

...I'm not angsting. I'M NOT. *__* Tell Akane that P-chan will be back soon for he cannot stand to be apart from her for any longer!

[hydrophobia]

This coming from the guy who actually finds Akane attractive.

SHUT UP. I knew that's what you meant. Write him a letter and tell him NOT TO GIVE ME COAL.

Not anymore. Riiighht, I'll tell her. In a couple weeks.

[sonotpchan]

What, you don't? HOW CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE THAT? She deserves more RESPECT.

I'll write him a letter if I FEEL like writing him a letter. YOU'LL GET COAL AND LIKE IT. And maybe a cookie.

Two days. Or less.

[hydrophobia]

How many times do I gotta say it? She's WAY uncute. Pretty mannish, actually. Reminds me of a pesky younger brother you have to tolerate but don't really like.

If I haveta hold you down and MAKE you write that letter, I WILL. I have plans for those rollerskates. If I get coal I'm throwing it at you. .. Cookie?

That's what you always say. Then it takes a week for you to get here. Or more.

[sonotpchan]

But. She's beautiful. LET HER GO THEN IF YOU DON'T WANT HER. SHE CAN BE MINE.

Buy your own damn rollerskates, I'm not writing a stupid letter. And yes. Cookie. Elf-sized.

It WON'T this time, I'll be there soon!!

[hydrophobia]

SORRY, NO CAN DO. Can't exactly take back the engagement. Would if I could. .. Though it's funny you're acting like she's an object to be claimed.

Everyone knows Santa makes the best rollerskates. Except you I guess. You're writing it and you'll LIKE IT. You'll put poison in it, won't you.

Sure you will.

[sonotpchan]

lajksdhf that's not what I meant AT ALL. I would actually be NICE to her, though.

Santa doesn't like you, he'd give you the worst rollerskates of the bunch. And what makes you think I'M making the cookie, that's the elves' job!

I will. WATCH ME.

[hydrophobia]

Sounded like it. Haha. BESIDES, I'm nice to her some of the time. And she beats me up anyway. So it's pointless.

WHAT did I ever do to Santa?!! I'm a good boy. You've been poisoning him against me haven't you. That's so unfair. SET THINGS STRAIGHT WITH HIM BECAUSE I DON'T DESERVE COAL. .. You'd tell the stupid elves to put gross things in the cookie.

You're probably not even in Japan.

[sonotpchan]

You just don't try hard enough.

I have not. Well. Not MUCH. Maybe. I might have said a couple things but Santa is just REALLY SMART, that's all. He knows, Ranma. He knows.

...No, I think I was in Spain. But I can get BACK to Japan easily enough!