RANMA SUCKS

[sonotpchan]

RANMA IS AN IDIOT AND NO ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS OR POSTS. ESPECIALLY THAT LAST POST OF HIS. IT WAS NOTHING BUT LIES. ALL OF IT. IGNORE IT!!!

So. I am at THE BEACH. Apparently. Somewhere.

I was walking along and saw this:

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[hydrophobia]

Akane mentioned something about seeing you.



SHE'S GLAD TO KNOW YOU'RE OK.

... And what're you talkin' about. SANTA LOVES ME. I leave out melon buns for him every year.

Did I ever tell you about the video clips? HAHAHA.

[sonotpchan]

...THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S LIKE...A RETARDED PONY OR SOMETHING.

Yeah, Santa's allergic to melon buns. Which he found out the hard way.

What? No. What video clips?

[hydrophobia]

You're kidding right. It looks EXACTLY like you. But without the bandana. You musta dropped it or something.

What, are you guys like BFF all of a sudden???

Find a village, stay there, and e-mail me the name. I'll send you a copy. You're really limber!

[sonotpchan]

I have more than one, Ranma, AS IF I WOULD LOSE THEM ALL.

I told you I have connections. COAL. That's what you're getting.

Limber? WHAT? I'm not staying anywhere, I'm trying to get back to Nerima!

[hydrophobia]

Wouldn't surprise me. You're pretty good at losing things.

Not buying it. Santa's getting me some rollerskates this year. ROLLERSKATES.

And you're not gonna get here any time soon, so go with it, OK? You should see it. Nabiki put it together.

[sonotpchan]

I keep all of my things very organized, I WON'T be losing them unless I fall into a river again.

No. No he's really not. Hehehe. SUCKS TO BE YOU.

...If Nabiki put it together, I DEFINITELY don't want it. AND I'LL BE THERE SOON. SORT OF. I THINK.

[hydrophobia]

Either way, that horse could be your identical twin. Dontcha think?

... RYOGA, TELL SANTA I WANT SLKMFGLKM ROLLERSKATES.

But half of Tokyo has seen it. You're an amateur porn star!! Take your time, I think Akane's got a new pet anyway.

[sonotpchan]

NO I DO NOT THINK. That horse looks NOTHING LIKE ME.

No. Why should I? Maybe I don't FEEL like it.

...WHAT?! I - you - WHAT???!? And...what do you mean she's got a new pet?

[hydrophobia]

How about now?

.. Kasumi just walked by my computer screen. She asked what I was doing with a picture of Ryoga. HAHAHA.

DO IT OR ELSE.

Yeah, we made thousands of copies. Don't be surprised if weird creepy people recognize you next time you're in town. Uh huh, a new puppy. He's a lot cuter than you, Pchan.

[sonotpchan]

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I HATE YOU. IT STILL LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME AND IT NEVER WILL. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU.

NO. SCREW YOU.

Thousands? WHY? I don't believe you. You suck. WHY'D SHE GET A PUPPY? Wasn't she happy with P-chan? Doesn't she love him anymore???

[hydrophobia]

FINE, WHAT ABOUT NOW? YOU CAN'T DENY IT NOW. IT HAS YOUR HAIR. HAHAHA. You can try but you'll lose.

DAMMIT KSFGMKLGKALQADNJNKLAVMM I'LL MAKE YOU, THEN.

Ask Nabiki. Or Jun. They got part of the profits. She got a puppy because it was a stray and Kasumi brought it home. Now it follows Akane around and sleeps in her bed. Looks a lot like this:

[sonotpchan]

LSDKJHFLKSJDFH LKSJDFHLKSJDHFLKJSDHFLKJ.

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME AT ALL!!!!!

NO YOU WON'T- ...make me what?

...........Are you sure it's not some pervert from Jusenkyo trying to make a move on her?

[I WIN AT LIFE]

[hydrophobia]

Stop denying it. Maybe I should post a poll about it on my livejournal and see what everybody else thinks.

MAKE YOU TELL SANTA TO BRING ME ROLLERSKATES. What d'you think I meant?!!

Dumping it in hot water was the first thing I did. It's not a PERVERT LIKE YOU, if that's what you're worried about.

[CLEARLY]

[sonotpchan]

NO. DON'T YOU DARE. Why would you do that?! Nobody wants to see that on their friends list!!!

...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, I WON'T DO IT.

I'm not a pervert. >> But. GOOD. Otherwise I would have to kill it. And...Akane's...happy with it?

[hydrophobia]

They already gotta see your icons. What's the difference between you and the horse. I think the horse is better looking, actually.

I don't wanna know. AND YEAH I CAN. ALL I GOTTA DO IS THREATEN TO REVEAL YOU TO AKANE.

Your >> face sure helps that argument. Yeah, Akane's real happy. I bet if I mentioned you she'd be "Pchan who?"

[sonotpchan]

That's because you're a delusional fool, Ranma.

lakjsdhflasd DON'T. YOU WOULDN'T. I'M NOT TELLING SANTA ANYTHING. I have no idea when I'll be back there again anyway.

Oh. Okay. I see... I'm...happy...for her.