update on my life.
my georgian choir is so intense. i have a fixation with the girl that runs it. she's incredible. her eyes are almost the same color as her skin except a little greener and she's sooo cool she's a slavic languages and literature grad student and she speaks 8 languages, including zulu and georgian!
and speaking of people i have fixations with, tesla has discovered where i live. which is NOT A GOOD THING because she comes to my room and there are like kraftin's friends hanging out or people around and she'll just be like "want to do drugs?" and this is like 3pm on a sunday. and i'll be like ok. and it's so sketchy. and i don't get work done. but i really enjoy her company. because she is the coolest person i've ever met.
i think i'm working at park camps again this summer. thoughts? whats your status rufio? i couldn't come up with a nickname for you that i liked, so i just used rufio. because i'm the fucking cleverest person you know.
additionally, last night something CRAZY happened. it was like 4.30 in the morning. and someone came in, i thought it was kraftin, but then i rolled over and kraftin was in her bed. then the person, who kind of looked vaguely male came over to kraftin's bed and i was like FUCK was kraftin SO FUCKED UP that she brought home a guy? who is staying to cuddle? what's going on? and he starts whispering "kraftin kraftin" and kraftin was like "ARRCCHHGGHH!" but in like a weird gutteral voice and then she started mumbling and the guy looked disoriented. at this point i figured i was hallucinating, because my head still felt funny from general illegal activites, and i rolled over. then i heard like this vague water sound, like a dripping of something. and then i felt really awake, like i felt cold on my nose and things were sharpening and i realized something was happening so i sat up and was like "FUCK!" "WHAT THE FUCK!" and this guy was fucking peeing. in our fucking room. on our fucking stuff. so i was like "FUCK!" and started yelling and he like walked out really slowly, and then i was like KRAFTIN WHAT THE FUCK and she apparantly hadn't really woken up and she was like FUCK and then i turned the light on and the piss was on my shoes and some newspaper and some socks kraftin had left out and some papers and my chair. and i was like FUCK and then i turned off the light and went back to sleep, after notifying kraftin that he had peeed.
in the morning i had to go to this 9am brunch for a cappella and i got back and i was like kraftin what the fuck happened last night and she was like jimmy (our orthodox jewish neighbor) tried to get into my bed! and i was like fuck! and she was like i thought for a moment i was going to be raped! and then we were like FUCK! and then she went to brunch. and then we realized the whole situation was fucked up and NOW we have to lock our door which SUCKS because we are both really bad with keys. and jimmy apparantly doesn't remember a thing. the fucktard.
and speaking of people i have fixations with, tesla has discovered where i live. which is NOT A GOOD THING because she comes to my room and there are like kraftin's friends hanging out or people around and she'll just be like "want to do drugs?" and this is like 3pm on a sunday. and i'll be like ok. and it's so sketchy. and i don't get work done. but i really enjoy her company. because she is the coolest person i've ever met.
i think i'm working at park camps again this summer. thoughts? whats your status rufio? i couldn't come up with a nickname for you that i liked, so i just used rufio. because i'm the fucking cleverest person you know.
additionally, last night something CRAZY happened. it was like 4.30 in the morning. and someone came in, i thought it was kraftin, but then i rolled over and kraftin was in her bed. then the person, who kind of looked vaguely male came over to kraftin's bed and i was like FUCK was kraftin SO FUCKED UP that she brought home a guy? who is staying to cuddle? what's going on? and he starts whispering "kraftin kraftin" and kraftin was like "ARRCCHHGGHH!" but in like a weird gutteral voice and then she started mumbling and the guy looked disoriented. at this point i figured i was hallucinating, because my head still felt funny from general illegal activites, and i rolled over. then i heard like this vague water sound, like a dripping of something. and then i felt really awake, like i felt cold on my nose and things were sharpening and i realized something was happening so i sat up and was like "FUCK!" "WHAT THE FUCK!" and this guy was fucking peeing. in our fucking room. on our fucking stuff. so i was like "FUCK!" and started yelling and he like walked out really slowly, and then i was like KRAFTIN WHAT THE FUCK and she apparantly hadn't really woken up and she was like FUCK and then i turned the light on and the piss was on my shoes and some newspaper and some socks kraftin had left out and some papers and my chair. and i was like FUCK and then i turned off the light and went back to sleep, after notifying kraftin that he had peeed.
in the morning i had to go to this 9am brunch for a cappella and i got back and i was like kraftin what the fuck happened last night and she was like jimmy (our orthodox jewish neighbor) tried to get into my bed! and i was like fuck! and she was like i thought for a moment i was going to be raped! and then we were like FUCK! and then she went to brunch. and then we realized the whole situation was fucked up and NOW we have to lock our door which SUCKS because we are both really bad with keys. and jimmy apparantly doesn't remember a thing. the fucktard.