I wasn't going to post this because
kushinada already did, but that's in her journal, not mine. I want it in mine too. Sorry for the repeat.
Expecting and preparing for their very best behavior - in terms of respect, love, kindness, and wing-a-ding-dong - guarantees nothing, Amy. But it does maximize your chances of getting it.
And if you don't insist that such behavior come from a specific person, my hands will be free to find you what you prepared for, or better.
Wing-a-ding-dong,
The Universe
Oh, come on. Wing-a-ding-dong is our version of "whatever," Amy.