[There's a young man with a bored expression wandering aimlessly outside the temple. Behind him waddles a capybara, which seems intent on following Seth wherever he goes. Ignoring the creature doesn't seem to be working, and Seth glances back over his shoulder to growl at his unwanted companion.]
I thought I told you to stop following me. Bugger
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You look way too happy to be here, girlie.
[Dry tone is dry. Ain't he a charmer?]
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If I were way too happy to be here, I'd look like this.
[and she exaggerates the grin all the way up to eleven]
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Point taken. Now you just look retarded.
[Seth shrugs and idly nudges his capybara with his foot.]
How long you been here?
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A month? Maybe a little longer.
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Heh. Looks like you've settled in fast. Things that bad where you're from that this shit hole is better?
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Yeah, it's better. It's a lot better than being dead.
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The hell do you mean by dead?
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I mean dead. As in, I-was-shot-with-a-laser-gun-and-I-died dead.
[a thoughtful pause]
Guess I wasn't brain dead yet, though.
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[Unless this is some kind of screwed up afterlife... He smirks.]
Heh. Zombie. I can smell ya from here.
[He wrinkles his nose for good measure.]
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Noooo, my friend put me in stasis. I had just been let out when I ended up here.
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How does stasis save you from a gunshot? Where I'm from, if someone dies, they stay dead.
[Unless Green Mother decides otherwise, but he can't be sure if he died for real or not so he doesn't say as much.]
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[her expression goes still for a moment]
I was put in stasis in a box designed to be the ultimate prison. You couldn't escape it even by dying. So it kept me at 'mostly dead' until little me could come along, give it a scan of my DNA, and heal me. [a corner of her mouth screws up I think I got that right. My friend wasn't really... specific-y.
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Sounds like you've been watching too much tv, lady. Your brain's gone all screwy.
[Seth taps a finger to his temple.]
If ya gonna try to bullshit, at least make it something believable.
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I am not bullshitting.
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