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[sonofsnowflake]

So me, the princess of Earth and her bodyguard all go to mars. Surprise, surprise, what's on Mars but my elementary school? There we find a scientist who is from a previous expedition. He says the martians are friendly, and that we should meet them. So we go out to the soccer field where one of their ships is landing. While the princess and her body guard go to mee the martians, I hide in a corner and pretend to meditate. The door to the Martian space ship opens, and the princess and her body guard get shot. UH OH. Suddenly, two years pass, all the while I've been hiding in a corner pretending to meditate. Then the martians find me. They say that if I enter into servitude with the rest of the humans, they won't kill me. So I go along. Then, I meet a group of human servants all dressed in tuxedos. "We're gonna fight the martians!" says one as he pulls on some fighting gloves, "Are you in?" I agree, and they give me a backpack to fight with. But suddenly, we're attacked by the humans who are loyal to the martians, all of whom are high school kids, complete with uniforms. We beat them, but it's a hard fight. Then Aerosmith shows up! "We're here to heeeeelllllpppp!" Steven Tyler says. But then we are attacked by a second wave of the loyal humans, and this time they're big huge auto mechanic-looking guys. And suddenly we're fighting inside a palatial mansion. I notice a pile of folding chairs, so I grab one and start whacking mechanics in the head. And then all of a sudden, we realize the Martians have unleased deer on us, and not just deer, but reindeer as well! But then the deer and reindeer start fighting each other over some age-old rivalry between their clans. All the better for us. I whack a couple with my folding chair for good measure. Then, Kate Donelan is fighting on the Martians' team. FOLDING CHAIR! And she's down! I make my way towards the stairs, were Nick Delaware is pinned down by a pair of Super Marios! I jab them both with the legs of my folding chair, "Ground sausage!" yells one of the Marios. I help Nick Delaware up, and realize, we haven't seen many of the mechanics for awhile. Suddenly, we hear a lyrical cry from the basement "We could use some help down heeeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!" Its Aerosmith! And they're in trouble! Nick grabs a folding chair, and we proceed downstairs to help out. And then I wake up.

The moral of the story:
Don't do shrooms before you go to bed.