I'm not making any of this up
Me: Failure to not be a cunt. Take a card.
Jez: What?
Me: New rule.
Arfie or Becca: Why should he trust some freakishly clever Yank named after half a pint of ice cream?
Later...
Becca: I think you have to take a card for not saying "I'm very sorry, Stephen".
Arfie: Yeah, you do.
Me: Indeed. Failure to say "I'm very sorry, Stephen". Take a card.
Jez: I fucked your mum.
Me: Whose mum?
Jez: Stephen's. And I stole his bike too.
After a wee bit...
Becca: I'm going to sleep.
Arfie: That will ruin the game, though.
Me: Yeah, we've already dealt.
Arfie: No, I mean this is my arse's bed.
Jez: What?
Me: New rule.
Arfie or Becca: Why should he trust some freakishly clever Yank named after half a pint of ice cream?
Later...
Becca: I think you have to take a card for not saying "I'm very sorry, Stephen".
Arfie: Yeah, you do.
Me: Indeed. Failure to say "I'm very sorry, Stephen". Take a card.
Jez: I fucked your mum.
Me: Whose mum?
Jez: Stephen's. And I stole his bike too.
After a wee bit...
Becca: I'm going to sleep.
Arfie: That will ruin the game, though.
Me: Yeah, we've already dealt.
Arfie: No, I mean this is my arse's bed.