This website has some fantastic articles for April Fool's Day.
Manic-Depressive With Blinky Device Saves London, Again DOD Budget Cuts Shutter Top-Secret Project - "As it prepares to close, the existence of the classified "Stargate" program is confirmed."
Police Hunt Burlesque Troupe in Coed's Shooting - "An L.A.-based dance group are the only current suspects in a life-threatening attack on a Hearst College student and amateur detective."
Medical Prodigy Blogs Away His Checkered Past I can't even list them all. Go, read, and be sure to look at the ads, too.
Wait, one more, by our very own D'anna Biers:
Amid Civilization's Ashes, A Venti Mochaccino - "Eager Cylons welcome the first Caprica City branch of Starbucks."