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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 51% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 1% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
the Provacateur
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks.
If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 67% on dark
You scored higher than 34% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 90% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid