merlin picspam: 2x09
I really enjoyed this week’s episode! Sure, sure, there were obvious plot holes (and by ‘obvious’ i mean ‘it made little to no sense at some points’), but it was outweighed by the awesome, I think. I mean gorgeous infatuated, blissful, weepy and devastated Merlin was totally worth it. OMG HIS PRECIOUS FACE! (Just a warning, this picspam is mostly just Colin’s face. I couldn’t help it). And so, SO much Merlin/Arthur hilarity!! I really tried to hate the whole Merlin/Freya thing, but I thought they were quite cute! (Sure, it’s Merlin’s way of proving to the world that he doesn’t have a big fat homosexual romance going on with the future King of Camelot, but STILL!) (also, if he wants a magic girlfriend he can show off his magic tricks to, i know a perfectly eligible lady just sitting in the castle!!). Plus, it gave us the aforementioned Merlin adorableness which, again, totally worth it! AND OH MY GOD THE LAST FEW MINUTES?! BEST. EVER. Broken, weepy Merlin PLUS playful, awesome, sexually charged Merlin/Arthur? EPICNESS AT ITS MOST EPIC.
Merlin: Breakfast!
Arthur: Oi! Where’s the meat? Cheese?
Merlin: That’s the new breakfast menu.
Arthur: This isn’t enough!
Merlin: We- We’ve got to keep you in shape.
Arthur: I’m fighting fit!
Merlin: We want to keep you that way!
Arthur: Merlin! *throws the breakfast at Merlin’s head*
Merlin: *catches a drumstick in the jug*
Arthur: I had two drumsticks.
Merlin: No, you didn’t.
Arthur: Merlin, I had TWO drumsticks!
Merlin: Maybe it fell on the floor? ... *catches three sausages in the jug*
Arthur: I had sausages!
Merlin: Are you sure? They must have fallen under the table.
Arthur: Merlin!
Merlin: What? You can search me, I haven’t taken them!
Arthur: Well, where have they gone?
Merlin: Strange.
Arthur: Very.
Merlin: Are you sure you didn’t eat them?
Arthur: I HAVEN’T HAD THE CHANCE!
Merlin: Ah.
Arthur: Are those my sausages?
Merlin: Mm.
Arthur: You took them?
Merlin: To keep you in shape!
Arthur: Are you saying I’m fat?
Merlin: No! Well, not yet!
Arthur: I am not fat!
Merlin: You see? It’s working!
Gwen: Merlin? I’m sure there’s an obvious explanation.
Merlin: There is.
Gwen: Which is?
Merlin: Moths.
Gwen: Moths!
Merlin: Yes. The castle’s overrun with them.
Gwen: Reeally?
Merlin: I was just checking that they hadn’t got in here as well.
Gwen: And have they?
Merlin: That-that’s totally infested, I’ll have to burn it.
Gwen: Burn it?
Merlin: Yeah! And if we don’t stop them, we’ll all be walking around naked!
Arthur: What are you doing?
Merlin: Er, running an errand for Gaius.
Arthur: For.,. Gaius?
Merlin: Yes.
Arthur: Strange.
Merlin: Oh, *giggles* I don’t think it’s for him!
Arthur: As long as you do a decent days work, Merlin, that’s all I care about!
Merlin: No, no! It’s not for me!
Arthur: What a man does in his spare time is completely up to him.
Merlin: No! You’ve got this wrong!
Arthur: Colour suits you, Merlin.
Arthur: Something’s been upsetting you, hasn’t it?
Merlin: Maybe.
Arthur: Was it when I threw water over you?
Merlin: *laughs* That wasn’t very nice.
Arthur: It was a bit unfair. Like when you called me fat.
Merlin: Why was that unfair?
Arthur: Because I am not f-
Merlin: *smiles*
Arthur: *gives him the most homoerotic noogie the world has ever seen*
Merlin: Ow! Argh!
Arthur: Still think I need to get in shape?!
Merlin: No! No, no, no, no!
Arthur: That’s better.
Merlin: Thanks.