Well, well...

[sonofabat]

I go away for a few days and the place falls apart.

I was planning on camping out a little longer, but I thought I should check in when things started getting weird. So what happened, just a series of random freak occurrences? I miss anything else exciting?

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[loitumaprincess]

H-mmm... W-Well, I did make a cake! Not a lot of people ate it, though... More people ate Mist's Magical Meatloaf... But, um, um, I think it tastes very good! You can have some, if you'd like!

I can't seem to think of any other incidents, though.

[sonofabat]

Do I know you?

Bah, who cares, you're offering cake.

Magical meatloaf?

[loitumaprincess]

!!!

I don't know you!

Wh-Who are you? Did, um, did you need something? Ah, cake? Y-Yes, I have, um, radish and onion cake! Um, um, I should, um, introduce myself! I am Orihime! The prep cook! I serve under Mist's Magical Meatloaf!

Um, who are you?

[sonofabat]

...What the Hell are you babbling about? Did you just say you worship magical meatloaf?

[loitumaprincess]

Di-Did I?

I-I probably said it instinctively! Such is the power of magical meatloaf! I didn't even know I had so much love and respect for it! I-I must one day make a food so good like that!

[sonofabat]

...

Let's start over. I'm Damian. You said something about cake (not meatloaf)?

[loitumaprincess]

But... the meatloaf...

Yes! Nice to meet you! I am--oh, oh, I already introduced myself. Um, yes, I made radish and onion cake, but nobody ate it! Would you like some?

[sonofabat]

Just radish and onion? Nothing else? I'll pass.

[loitumaprincess]

Just? W-well, there are eggs and flours and chocolate chip and milk and vinegar oil and all the other normal things you make cake with in there. I-If that counts.

[sonofabat]

That sounds terrible. You LIKED the way all those things taste together?

[loitumaprincess]

It tasted extremely delicious!