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so yeah, yesterday was fucking crazy...i went to the mall ALOT a certain someone didnt have any money for any sushi so that was bad, someone else was there with her lesbian lover it was halarious because her lover was trying to be all macho talking about kicking peoples asses with her ugly ass dyke hair cut, i dont know why she got all offended all i did was ask her lover for some more freaky wild sex...
greatest pick up line ever
"can i have a hug" (while holding on to the minute long hug) "how about some make out time?"
hahaha!...yeah it sounds like its the fucking worst ever, but somehow tres pimped it out like crazy and got some mad make out time....WITH A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD after knowing her for less than a minute. but its all cool. deep down inside everyone of us theres a little pedophile just waiting for the chance to jump out
greatest pick up line ever
"can i have a hug" (while holding on to the minute long hug) "how about some make out time?"
hahaha!...yeah it sounds like its the fucking worst ever, but somehow tres pimped it out like crazy and got some mad make out time....WITH A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD after knowing her for less than a minute. but its all cool. deep down inside everyone of us theres a little pedophile just waiting for the chance to jump out