video; backdated to about 12:20 am

[sonny_delight]

[After a crackle and second of odd static feedback, the video comes into focus on Sonja, standing sideways and pointing two fingers at her PCD like some jack-hole aiming his gun sideways to be badass. They're apparently projecting a small tongue of flame like a butane lighter. The effect is lost (or heightened) by her long nails and chipping polish

Comments

[painhumbles]

I knew there was a lot more to you than just some crazy bitch.

[sonny_delight]

Now, see, that's funny. If I lived to be a hundred thousand thousand and see mankind fall and the very continents themselves fall into the sea, I would still never have looked at you and thought "angel."

[painhumbles]

Obviously, witness protection really does work.

[sonny_delight]

Or being a helpless little bitch. Honestly, how do you feed and bathe yourselves and wipe your asses without a team of forty manning all battle-stations?

[painhumbles]

A team of highly paid wizards. Much cheaper than Heaven's National Guard.

[sonny_delight]

It only counts if they're fatasses throwing bird-seed and shooting "lightning spells" from a plus four staff of Winning.

[painhumbles]

And all of that beats kissing Lucifer's ass every second of the day.

[sonny_delight]

Sorry, wrong number. You're looking for the idiot who likes having Devil cock for breakfast. If you know your party's four-digit extension, you may dial it at any time.

[painhumbles]

Wow. My mistake. I thought every demon bitch was fighting for Lucifer's piece. Must sting to lose out to a mutant.

[sonny_delight]

Unless it glows and can single-dickedly bring about the End of Days, the mutant whore can have it.

[painhumbles]

I think you have bigger concerns than the apocalypse if someone's dick is glowing. Radioactive STD's are no one's friend.

[sonny_delight]

Given angelic proclivities for ego and dick-measuring contests, I wouldn't put it past one to nickname his shlong "sound and fury" and try to follow through.

[painhumbles]

He's not really that witty. ...Well, that and he only recently lost his v-card, but I'm sure Jinx'd be happy to nickname it for him.

[sonny_delight]

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Laughing forever.]

[sonny_delight]

[Okay, okay. Okay. It takes her a good few minutes, but she's back.]

Are you serious?

[painhumbles]

What kind of sick kid brother would joke about his nerdy older sibling's black cherry?