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Jul 20, 2011 13:56

[Static. The picture is still coming into focus, but you can hear the drumming of long nails. Finally a woman comes into clarity, cigarette still clenched between her red lips in concentration as she fiddles with the volume on the PCD. Once satisfied she backs off, leaning into the camera like the juiciest confessional.]

No, wait. Don't tell me. [ ( Read more... )

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[video] kill_joo_ded July 20 2011, 19:47:13 UTC
So. About those favors.

[Yes, he looks about twelve years old. Why do you ask?]

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[video] sonny_delight July 20 2011, 19:52:16 UTC
[Staredad.jpg]

So, don't take this the wrong way, but have your balls dropped yet? [Gestures vaguely at him with her cigarette.] I need to know what product I'm selling here.

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[video] kill_joo_ded July 20 2011, 20:00:09 UTC
[He's masterful with filters. He's not using a single one.]

Nah. See, I've got this friend. And I think he'd enjoy the break from everything, yknow?

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[video] sonny_delight July 20 2011, 20:07:39 UTC
Tell me all about it, Frodo. [Leaning forward and resting her chin on one hand, the other still holding her cigarette jauntily.]

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[video] kill_joo_ded July 20 2011, 21:10:51 UTC
See, he's always really focused, and he never takes his eyes off the mission. Even when he doesn't have a mission. He doesn't get how to have fun. This sounds like an awesome way to show him some.

[Or humiliate him. Which is much more likely and equally as entertaining.]

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[video] sonny_delight July 20 2011, 21:16:26 UTC
Tell me about him, kiddo. Is he pretty? He sounds like he could really use some loosening up.

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[video] kill_joo_ded July 21 2011, 01:20:18 UTC
Sure. Pretty like a girl. Dressed like one once. But he doesn't like to talk about it. So yeah. All the loosening up you can offer.

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[not here] checkmychainyo July 20 2011, 20:22:56 UTC
[He hopes you're not talking about him. Yes or no: THIS FACE. FOREVER.]

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[not here] kill_joo_ded July 20 2011, 21:11:39 UTC
[Oh, Kurapica. You know he's talking about you.]

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[not here] LAUGHING SO. HARD. checkmychainyo July 21 2011, 01:13:53 UTC
[lkjdakljfdk;j]

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[not here] HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY, KURAPICA. kill_joo_ded July 21 2011, 01:22:52 UTC
[not here] HE SENSES YOUR LIES checkmychainyo July 21 2011, 01:34:33 UTC
[ALSO HE DOES NOT APPRECIATE THE 'PRETTY LIKE A GIRL' COMMENT. AND HE ONLY DRESSED AS A GIRL BECAUSE HE WAS HUNTING THE GOD-DAMN RYODAN.]

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[not here] LIES WHAT LIES I AM AN INNOCENT, ADORABLE LITTLE KID. WHY WOULD I LIE? kill_joo_ded July 21 2011, 01:51:25 UTC
[HEY, MAN. BE GLAD HE SPECIFIED THAT KURAPICA ONLY DID IT ONCE.]

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[not here] YOUR APPEARANCE IS DECEPTIVE, BUT IT DOESN'T FOOL HIM checkmychainyo July 21 2011, 03:55:14 UTC
[HE'S NOT GLAD ABOUT ANY OF THIS. IN FACT, HE'S DEBATING BETWEEN HIJACKING YOUR CONVERSATION TO PROCLAIM HIS LACK OF INTEREST AND/OR AVOIDING THAT WOMAN FOREVER.]

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[not here] MY APPEARANCE IS A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE. kill_joo_ded July 21 2011, 03:58:54 UTC
[BUT SHE'S GOING TO HELP RELIEVE YOUR STRESS. TRYING TO ESCAPE WILL ONLY CAUSE MORE STRESS.]

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[not here] NOT AFTER PEOPLE SEE YOU DO STUFF LIKE THIS checkmychainyo July 21 2011, 04:08:54 UTC
[HE DOESN'T CARE. ANYTHING TO AVOID THAT.]

[ooc: No this is not a repeat of that one Youko Kurama/Kurapica fic WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

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