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EVERGREEN'S RANKINGS THIS YEAR

#19 intercolliegate sports unpopular or nonexistant
#19 Nobody plays intramural sports
#17 Dodge ball targets
#12 Best college radio station
#8   Students most nostalgic for Bill Clinton
#4   Birkenstock-wearing, Tree-hugging, clove-smoking vegetarians

we didn't rank in the reefer madness list this year, oh well.