isn't this deliciously annoying

Dec 10, 2005 14:55

funny.

it's not my liver that's the issue
always good to hear

we finally figured it out
'bout fuckin' time

it's potentially life-threatening
tell me something i don't know

and not common in males
oh joyous day

which is why we didn't suspect it from the beginning
real thorough, doc

but the problem isn't entirely psychological
entirely?

but has everything to do with your clinical depression
this is going to be amusing

it's getting worse
no shit

it's beyond anyone's control
Oh? do go on.
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when did you hit "the slide" this year?
week before thanksgiving, why?

that confirms it..
confirms what you asshole?

your depression is beyond anyone's control. your brain is capable of killing you without your consent. in short, your brain may kill you, but perhaps not with your will
you're a looney

try to understand: suddenly ceasing to eat, the general malaise were caused by your depression, not anything physical and you claim is wasn't by choice
true. it wasn't my choice

the sharp pains were acid touching things it shouldn't because you didn't eat, and mineral deficiencies that helped you get sick every day
keep talking

and we know the blood was from the force of your vomiting
or so i'm told

you have no ulcers, and no liver problems which is good... but your weight loss concerns us.
I'm just disturbingly sexy

we've diagnosed this as anorexia as caused by a major depressive episode in conjunction with your Seasonal Major Depression.
you've GOT to be shitting me

you can take as much time away from school and work as you need in our care if you wish...
i fucking hate your hospital, doc

but we know you won't do that
god damned right.. i've lost enough to this bullshit

just keep eating and don't follow that diet anymore
haven't for weeks

but you will have to go to a doctor every week
wonderful

and maybe more therapy
just what i always wanted for christmas

and if this happens again we will have to take you in and possibly sedate you
go fuck yourself

if you want you may be released and go back to life for a while, but we will have to check up on your progress
check this

take care C
you're going to be drugging me enough so that i won't have to worry, now won't you? good riddance, assclown

fuck.

no more suicidal shit. it's just helping me die in a slow painful manner. besides, not like i have much control. fucking hell. if it wasn't vital id stab my brain.

interesting? yes. infuriating? definitely.

looks like my life is that much more pleasant, don't it?

either way, now that i've learned that my brain can kill me whenever it randomly and irrationally decides, life seems.. well.. more of a luxury. thank you amorphous deity in the clouds that millions pray to in vain. you've taught me to appreciate life... asshole
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