Why are you doing this to me?
We gave Chairman her first bath today. It wasn't as hard as I thought. She meowed mournfully but we didn't get scratched. Now she's sleeping on my lap, so it seems she has forgiven me.
We bought a kitty litter box with a lid yesterday too, so she can't toss the litter all over the bathroom.
She's angry that I'm typing so I'll stop now.