Feb 24, 2004 11:52
For all the people out there who are concerned about my shady dealings this past weekend, I cannot tell you of my whereabouts or activities. However, I can tell you that I plead the fizzith. SCHAZAMM.
This LiveJournal entry is a competition, come up with the most memorable and incredible quotes you can from any number of sources (for example: literature, the cinema, interactive video entertainment devices [Video Games] personal experience, etc.). In general, the quotes should not require an explanation nor should they be of the "insider" variety. They may range from the serious to hysterical, and everywhere in between. Kindly attribute the sayings or catchphrases to their speaker/writer and mention the represented character, if there is one. There is no real prize for this besides the everlasting respect of your peers. Good luck.
PS, the introductory paragraph was in fact not a quote (as many will doubtlessly realize) and was instead a reference to two hilarious sketches by the master comic Dave Chapelle. The first real quote is posted below.
"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically." -Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean