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Gee, so I realized today that I hate a LOT OF FREAKING THINGS. Note that I was nice enough to self-edit the previous sentence based on the assumption that small children might somehow find and read my LiveJournal. I hope the Scarface people enjoy the movie tonight. Just know that I will be shouting, "Say hello to my little friend," and, "I'm Tony-Fucking-Mantana" periodically up here so I'll be home in spirit. I just realized that there is a written profanity in the previous sentence. Well, now that I've completely failed my self-imposed mission I realize that I also hate it when my best intentions completely backfire. DAMN IT... Sooooooo, how's everyone doing? Hopefully well seeing as how it's vacation and all. Many people will be jumping ship soon though. The French-trip posse, cruise people (Hey, that was almost punnish when I said jumping ship), Florida people, Texas people, etc. Bye the bye, if anyone wants a whoopie pie (a wicked high quality massive chocolate confection, famous up here), just mention it to me and I'll buy some. I'm already buying a bunch for people who want some and others for people I'm assuming will. They are quite delicious and I might as well do something productive while I'm up here so buying them will give me something to do.

I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU LIKE A LECHONE!
-The greatest quote ever to come from thefusion of Corpus' Spanish and Gym