need coffeeeee...@.@
AAUUUGGHH..it's fuckin..5:00 in the mornin X.X i gotta be at work at 6. quick someone give me some fresh produce..i think my bags are big enough for groceries. X.x
maaaaann i didn't have enough time talk about this yesterday but...OH HO HO..i have time now.=D
alright let's take a lil look at what happened yesterday at work shall we?
*opening scene me at work behind the deli counter, birds are chirping, sun is smiling and shining down apon everything, deer is grazing in the grace, etc*
*i'm behind the counter serving customers from behind the counter giving the best damn customer service you've ever seen*
Me: =D
*old lady comes up to the deli and speaks to me and can barely hear*
old lady: oh deeeeerrr..uhh let's see..can i have...2 CHICKEN BREASTS!?
Me: WHY YES MAAM YOU CAN HOLD ON ONE SECOND! *goes to get gloves on to get the chicken and remembers something* OH..maam...since you're getting 2 breasts with this meal that's going to be 50 cents extra..
Old lady: *doesn't hear for shit* ..WHAT YOU SAY!?
Me:.....i said...it's going to be 50 cents extra..
Old lady: *pulls a stone cold* WHAT!?...WHAAAT!? WHAAAT!?
Me:...>(..*slight frustration and raises voice a bit* I SAAAAIDDDD 50 CEENNTS EXXTTRAAAAAAAAAAAA
lady behind the old lady:...say...what?!
ok i wanna take a break in this scenario to explain something..when people get 2 breasts with a 2 piece snack...it's 50 cents extra and that's what i'm told to do..now i didn't see that i was gonna get bitched at for 15 fuckin minutes about the 50 cents nor did i see this lady coming..but oh man...
Shit: =D...WAAIIT FOR IT.....WAAAAAAIIT FOR ITTTTTT! NOW! *throws himself into the fan and splatters all over the place*
Me:...oh shit..*puts on an army helmet*
Lady: YOU NEED 50 CENTS FOR 2 BREASTS!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D DO THAT! IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL I WANNA KNOW THE PERSON IN CHARGE! *she's IN MY FACE raising her voice at me*
Me:...*tries to keep cool* uh...well the manag--
Lady: *interupts my ass* I DON'T CARE WHO THE MANAGER IS I WANT TO KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING!
Me:...o.o;...ummm well...you can talk to vernelle..she's the m--
Lady: *interrupts me yet again* I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MANAGER I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING WHO IS IT!>? WHOOO ISSS ITTT!?
ok at this time i'm starting to run out of things to say...that could sends this lady on her way because right now i'm thinking of every fuckin cuss word in the dictionary to throw at her but i'm holding back
Me:.....*still trying to be nice* *has this big ass fake smile on my face* WELL..I DON'T KNOW WHO THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING IS..BUT..THE MANAGER...IS VERNELLE YOU CAN TALK TO HER =D
Lady:..*spits more shit at me* OH I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO THE OWNER IS
What i'm thinking at this time: (yeah..you do that)
Lady: now...CAN I GET A BREAST AND A WING AND MY HUSBAND WILL GET A BREAST AND A WING...AND WILL THERE BE SURCHARGE ON THAT?!
.....this woman..wants to bitch at me and then order some food...i should of went back in the back and told her i was gonna give her some complimentary seasoning on her food god dammit..she basically fucked up my day even more...AND I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO KARATE THAT MORNING...>< I should of stuck my damn foot in her mouth and let her have that to chew on but anyway...
Me: look I JUST WORK HERE AIGHT!? AND THAT'S THE MANAGER'S RULES! *still has that fake ass smile in my face*
inner thoughts: ..>(..stick her head in a microwave...
Me:..(no)
inner thoughts: come onnn mannn they won't blame you..
Me:...(stfu)
Lady: *grumbles and gives me more shit as i give them their food*
*and as she and her husband go to front to bitch at the front people i top it off with some sarcasm*
Me: HAVE A NICE DAY! =D
omfg...i should of just told seraph to come in and apologize for EVERYTHING =D HE'D OF FIXED HER GOOD OH HO HO
*lady comes up to the counter and bitches about the 50 cents*
Seraph:....*wearing the fas mart cap and the apron that i wear*
Lady:...*bitches*
Seraph:...*keeps looking at the lady*
Lady:....so..can i have my food? *bitches*
Serpah:..*slowly shakes his head*...i'm sorry...i must..apologize..
Lady: YEAH..YOU BETTER FEEL SORRY...
Seraph: FOR THIS! *hits the lady in the mouth and knocks her out*
*seraph continues beating the shit outta her and hook kicks the husband out for good measure*
THAT'S IT..OH HO HO SERAPH WILL FIX EVERYTHING I TELL YA..EEEEVERRRY FUCKIN THINNNNGGGG =D well time to go to work...cya...
maaaaann i didn't have enough time talk about this yesterday but...OH HO HO..i have time now.=D
alright let's take a lil look at what happened yesterday at work shall we?
*opening scene me at work behind the deli counter, birds are chirping, sun is smiling and shining down apon everything, deer is grazing in the grace, etc*
*i'm behind the counter serving customers from behind the counter giving the best damn customer service you've ever seen*
Me: =D
*old lady comes up to the deli and speaks to me and can barely hear*
old lady: oh deeeeerrr..uhh let's see..can i have...2 CHICKEN BREASTS!?
Me: WHY YES MAAM YOU CAN HOLD ON ONE SECOND! *goes to get gloves on to get the chicken and remembers something* OH..maam...since you're getting 2 breasts with this meal that's going to be 50 cents extra..
Old lady: *doesn't hear for shit* ..WHAT YOU SAY!?
Me:.....i said...it's going to be 50 cents extra..
Old lady: *pulls a stone cold* WHAT!?...WHAAAT!? WHAAAT!?
Me:...>(..*slight frustration and raises voice a bit* I SAAAAIDDDD 50 CEENNTS EXXTTRAAAAAAAAAAAA
lady behind the old lady:...say...what?!
ok i wanna take a break in this scenario to explain something..when people get 2 breasts with a 2 piece snack...it's 50 cents extra and that's what i'm told to do..now i didn't see that i was gonna get bitched at for 15 fuckin minutes about the 50 cents nor did i see this lady coming..but oh man...
Shit: =D...WAAIIT FOR IT.....WAAAAAAIIT FOR ITTTTTT! NOW! *throws himself into the fan and splatters all over the place*
Me:...oh shit..*puts on an army helmet*
Lady: YOU NEED 50 CENTS FOR 2 BREASTS!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D DO THAT! IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL I WANNA KNOW THE PERSON IN CHARGE! *she's IN MY FACE raising her voice at me*
Me:...*tries to keep cool* uh...well the manag--
Lady: *interupts my ass* I DON'T CARE WHO THE MANAGER IS I WANT TO KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING!
Me:...o.o;...ummm well...you can talk to vernelle..she's the m--
Lady: *interrupts me yet again* I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MANAGER I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING WHO IS IT!>? WHOOO ISSS ITTT!?
ok at this time i'm starting to run out of things to say...that could sends this lady on her way because right now i'm thinking of every fuckin cuss word in the dictionary to throw at her but i'm holding back
Me:.....*still trying to be nice* *has this big ass fake smile on my face* WELL..I DON'T KNOW WHO THE OWNER OF THIS BUILDING IS..BUT..THE MANAGER...IS VERNELLE YOU CAN TALK TO HER =D
Lady:..*spits more shit at me* OH I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO THE OWNER IS
What i'm thinking at this time: (yeah..you do that)
Lady: now...CAN I GET A BREAST AND A WING AND MY HUSBAND WILL GET A BREAST AND A WING...AND WILL THERE BE SURCHARGE ON THAT?!
.....this woman..wants to bitch at me and then order some food...i should of went back in the back and told her i was gonna give her some complimentary seasoning on her food god dammit..she basically fucked up my day even more...AND I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO KARATE THAT MORNING...>< I should of stuck my damn foot in her mouth and let her have that to chew on but anyway...
Me: look I JUST WORK HERE AIGHT!? AND THAT'S THE MANAGER'S RULES! *still has that fake ass smile in my face*
inner thoughts: ..>(..stick her head in a microwave...
Me:..(no)
inner thoughts: come onnn mannn they won't blame you..
Me:...(stfu)
Lady: *grumbles and gives me more shit as i give them their food*
*and as she and her husband go to front to bitch at the front people i top it off with some sarcasm*
Me: HAVE A NICE DAY! =D
omfg...i should of just told seraph to come in and apologize for EVERYTHING =D HE'D OF FIXED HER GOOD OH HO HO
*lady comes up to the counter and bitches about the 50 cents*
Seraph:....*wearing the fas mart cap and the apron that i wear*
Lady:...*bitches*
Seraph:...*keeps looking at the lady*
Lady:....so..can i have my food? *bitches*
Serpah:..*slowly shakes his head*...i'm sorry...i must..apologize..
Lady: YEAH..YOU BETTER FEEL SORRY...
Seraph: FOR THIS! *hits the lady in the mouth and knocks her out*
*seraph continues beating the shit outta her and hook kicks the husband out for good measure*
THAT'S IT..OH HO HO SERAPH WILL FIX EVERYTHING I TELL YA..EEEEVERRRY FUCKIN THINNNNGGGG =D well time to go to work...cya...