agent SS8 reporting for audit
am i an opportunist cunt if i sic the IRS on a former employer in lieu of paying taxes i didn't save up for? i'm not really worried, i'm just wondering.
i already know i'm going to hell, so carpe diem. can you believe that a friend/coworker disclosed to me last week that he believes i am destined for fire and brimstone because i'm not all up on jesus' dick? i don't think i've ever actually asked a christian if they believe i won't make it to heaven. i finally did. and the answer was enraging. well, it was rage that tempered quickly to a snide smirk and amusement at my friend's belief system.
"well," i grinned, sliding out of his car, "we'll be good friends on earth then. seeing as we won't have the chance anywhere else."
to all my barefoot brethren on the heathen tip: does that bother you, and could you be friends with a christian of this caliber?
(the weird part is that for all other intents and purposes other than words he ocassionally babbles out, this kid is the last one you'd pin for a jesusfreak. however, when i jokingly asked where the fish was on his car, he laughed and then pondered very seriously: "i don't know, man... i should get one...")
did i mention he's also a republican? and does this make me prejudiced? i just can't fathom how anyone our age (under the age of 30 i suppose you could say, supposedly instilled with such youthful vigor and passion, can be a republican or a baptist. it seems to betray the blood. or am i the ignorant one? it's too late for my brain to process this shit. anyway. what are your thoughts?