Aug 04, 2008 14:59
I really should start a list of things I'm not allowed to look up on wikipedia. Because when I look up certain things, I feel the urge to laugh until I croak, then get a ham sandwich.
Todays addition to the list is PETA. If you dont know what PETA is, you shouldnt be reading this post.
Peta is the master of such campaigns as: Boycott the Circus, They once offered the city of hamburg Germany a lifetime supply of veggie burgers if they would change their name to veggieburg,They authored two graphic novels entitled: Your daddy kills animals(with a picture of a crazed man gutting a fish) and your mother kills animals(with a picture of crazy woman doing the same to a bunny.)
Don't get me wrong. Despite my need to consume charred flesh, and my innapropriate wiener dog jokes, I've got nothing against animal rights activists except disagreeing. But when face with such ridiculous stories of a groups activities, bordering on things that, if it were committed by a single person, might get said person committed to an institution.
All things must be undertaken with the values of logic standing behind them. I dont say logic is against animal rights. I say logic is against causing a german named city to change its name because in english it happens to be a meat product.