In the Job Centre today, we have a post for.....

[songspirit]

uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090707/tuk-magic-salary-for-live-in-witch-role-6323e80.html

....a live in witch. £50,000 a year,  accommodation provided, must be able to cackle and like cats.

OMG - I could SO do this job! HA!