Hot dogs
You know, I love hot dogs. Hot dogs make me smile. However, I would never put mustard on a hot dog. That yellow devil would really mess with the taste of my hot dog. Now, the red angel (ketchup) makes hot dogs taste great, as does chili and cheese. Mmm... hot dogs!
Don't ask... ;)
Don't ask... ;)
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1) The first condiment I ever learned went onto hot dogs was mustard.
2) To this day, the only trinity allowed on my hot dog is the alliance of mustard, chili, and onions. It's like the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, respectively, except in this case the Holy Ghost really means something and truly haunts my breath for at least two days.
3) The devil apparently doesn't need a disguise to fool you, because he's as red as all get-out, and we all know how red your typical, run-of-the-mill, everyday get-out is. And what else is red? Why, I do believe it's ketchup!!! That sinner is only welcomed where others of his kind reside, like say, a burger with some red meat, a tomato, and some bacon. Only then can the purity of Mayo the White redeem all of these heathens and restore order to the world.
4) I do have to commend your spelling of ketchup as it truly is, and forever shall be, correctly spelled. At least in my mind.
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